Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[Outlaw]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/samanth...ine-classroom/

CHICAGO -- A Northwest Indiana high school English teacher has been charged with felony drug possession after she was recorded by students apparently using cocaine in her classroom.

CBS Chicago writes Monday that Samantha Marie Cox, 24, a teacher at Lake Central High School, was charged with possession of cocaine, a felony, and possession of drug paraphernalia, according to Lake County prosecutors.

Kids these days are a bunch a narcs. Jeez.

[Anoat]

Arby's is purchasing Buffalo Wild Wings for $2.4 billion.

[Krandor]

*The company that owns Arby's is buying BWW

[6souls]

MN Woman kills Thanksgiving guest for Smoking Crack and not offering her any
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2017/1...ksgiving-guest

[Zeb]

Is Minnesota the Florida of the north?

[Jaybar]

Is Minnesota the Florida of the north?

It's the Florida of Canada.

[Niiro]

MN Woman kills Thanksgiving guest for Smoking Crack and not offering her any
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2017/1...ksgiving-guest

This is what happens when children aren't taught proper manners.

When I bring crack to a family gathering I bring enough for everyone.

[dasva]

Ohio teen trying to kill bed bug lit a match after dousing a bed bug with alcohol.

[Yuri-G]

Minnesota is the Florida of nothing, get the fuck out of here with that shit talk

[BaneTheBrawler]

yeah if MN is the florida of anything it's saying goodbye in a timely manner

[Day]

https://nypost.com/2017/11/30/suspec...ium=SocialFlow

This story is crazy haha the guy was a serial killer and folks he worked with were teasing him about looking like the wanted footage

[BaneTheBrawler]

Donaldson, known by friends and family as “Trai,” was nabbed Tuesday after he handed a co-worker at the McDonald’s a bag with the same .40 caliber Glock used in the killings, authorities said.

so he just brings the murder weapon to work, puts it in a bag, hands it to a coworker, and says "hang on to this until i text you what to do with it"

cop walked into the mcd's and the coworkers fill him in, leading to the arrest, lol. imagine being that cop. sitting down to enjoy some shit food, employee comes over "excuse me officer, i think my coworker is the serial killer. also, he just handed us this gun and told us to hold it for him. he's right over there."

[Day]

I know right! jesus christ that story is nuts

[BaneTheBrawler]

fucking wild. florida man strikes again.

[Xno Kappa]

Bosnian Croat ex-general charged with war crimes drinks poison in court after his appeal is denied.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-w...urce=applenews

Crazy way to go out lol.

[BaneTheBrawler]

isnt that the guy the bad guy from Air Force One was based on?

[dasva]

Walmart Has Removed a T-Shirt Deemed Threatening to Journalists From Its Online Store

(WASHINGTON) — Walmart (wmt, +0.12%) has pulled a T-shirt offered by an outside seller from its online store after a journalist advocacy group told the retailer it found the shirt threatening.

I like how this is the opening line. Oh hey walmart made a goof and they are up +.12%

[6souls]

Walmart Has Removed a T-Shirt Deemed Threatening to Journalists From Its Online Store

I like how this is the opening line. Oh hey walmart made a goof and they are up +.12%

It was actually a 3rd party seller who sells through Walmart's online store that made the error. Although, this is not their first time screwing up. They got in trouble before for selling shirts with rainbow swastikas.

[Anoat]

Sigh. It's like people have never cracked a history book in their lives. Turning people against the free press is Dictatorship 101.

[dasva]

It was actually a 3rd party seller who sells through Walmart's online store that made the error. Although, this is not their first time screwing up. They got in trouble before for selling shirts with rainbow swastikas.

I didn't say that's not what happen but ultimate responsibility for the website owner

U.S. prosecutors could take Shkreli's Wu Tang Clan album