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    http://www.newnownext.com/michigan-s...rison/02/2016/

    Michigan Senate Passes Bill Making Anal Sex Punishable By 15 Years In Prison

    The measure was snuck into a bill banning animal abuse.
    by Adam Salandra 2/7/2016
    The Michigan Senate just passed a bill that makes sodomy a felony, despite the U.S. Supreme Court declaring such a law unconstitutional.

    The state’s law, which makes anal sex punishable by up to 15 years in prison, is not specifically targeted at gay people, as it’s illegal regardless of whether a couple is same-sex or different-sex.

    Instead, the sodomy ban is directly linked to a law against bestiality, essentially saying the two are equal.

    The law states that it is a felony for anyone to commit “the abominable and detestable crime against nature with mankind or with any animal.”

    It’s the “with mankind” wording that creates the loophole to keep the sodomy ban intact, even though the 2003 ruling in Lawrence v. Texas declared it unconstitutional.

    Now that the bill has passed through the Senate, it is headed to the House for approval, which means there is still time to change the wording and keep “mankind” out of it entirely.

    But GOP Senator Rick Jones says an attempt like that could put the entire bill, created to protect animals, in jeopardy.

    “The minute I cross that line and I start talking about the other stuff, I won’t even get another hearing. It’ll be done,” said Jones. “Nobody wants to touch it. I would rather not even bring up the topic, because I know what would happen. You’d get both sides screaming and you end up with a big fight that’s not needed because it’s unconstitutional.”

    Jones believes that the sodomy ban can only be repealed if a bill is created to strike all unconstitutional laws from the state’s books, but he is not willing to do it at the expense of his dog bill.

    “If we could put a bill in that said anything that’s unconstitutional be removed from the legal books of Michigan, that’s probably something I could vote for,” he said. “But am I going to mess up this dog bill that everybody wants? No.”
    lol


    Also:

    http://time.com/4211780/meteorite-india-college/
    Indian Man Thought to Be First Ever Killed By Meteorite

    A man was killed after being struck by a meteorite in India over the weekend, apparently becoming the first person in recorded history to die in such a manner.

    A bus driver, identified as V. Kamaraj, died after suffering severe injuries while he was walking close to the cafeteria at the Bharathidasan Engineering College, where the object hit, according to the Wall Street Journal. Three others were injured in the blast.

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    Ban meteorites!

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Trending on FB. Title says it all: No one noticed woman's body in car at Walmart parking lot for three months

    http://www.examiner.com/article/no-o...martParkingLot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    Trending on FB. Title says it all: No one noticed woman's body in car at Walmart parking lot for three months

    http://www.examiner.com/article/no-o...martParkingLot
    It's Walmart. I'd be more surprised if someone did notice it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suvhater View Post
    Ban meteorites!
    NASA's now saying that whatever hit that man wasn't a meteorite, given that it apparently blew apart in a way that wouldn't match up with one on impact.

    Given that, there's a distinct chance that it was debris from an airplane...which is a disturbingly common fact of life in India.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-35255102

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    Wasn't someone once impaled with a frozen pillar of urine that leaked from an airplane?

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    http://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/samsu...-tvs-1.2227457

    A "smart" TV that listens and responds to your voice commands? Sounds like a nifty idea -- until the manufacturer reminds you that your TV is listening to your private conversations too.
    Samsung recently unveiled a new line of Internet-connected Smart TVs that can stream customized content and show recommendations. The TVs also allow users to control their set with voice commands.
    But what many users may not realize is that the voice recognition system works by transmitting those voice commands to a third-party service that then converts the speech to text.
    Can't wait for future Presidential campaigns where a candidate goes under the spotlight because he admitted to being a furry behind closed doors while watching Thundercats at home.

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    Wow, that Smart TV thing is the creepiest thing I've ever heard.

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    Apparently, Kanye West has had a GoFundMe setup for him, asking for $53M.

    To quote Mr. West, "I am Warhol. I am the number one most impactful artist of our generation. I am Shakespeare in the flesh. Walt Disney. Nike. Google. Now who's gonna be the Medici family and stand up and let me create more!"

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    Love all the comments at the bottom ripping into Kanye when it's some random doode who setup the GoFundMe. I'm also kind of skeptical about this whole "in $53mil worth of debt" Kanye admitted to on twitter. Guy (and the entire family he married into) needs to disappear into obscurity already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaspinne View Post
    Love all the comments at the bottom ripping into Kanye when it's some random doode who setup the GoFundMe. I'm also kind of skeptical about this whole "in $53mil worth of debt" Kanye admitted to on twitter. Guy (and the entire family he married into) needs to disappear into obscurity already.
    Kanye is like a stinky turd that just wont flush no matter how many times you crank that flusher. hes like that log that just sits across the whole in the bottom and wont go down with the water but you dont want to touch it so you just keep flushing. it smells so bad that everyone else in the house can smell it and you start to panic because its a holiday and the whole family is over so you try to find a plunger but there is none in that bathroom. Kanyes stink is so bad its going to give you post traumatic stress and require years of therapy because it just wont go away and its stench brings tears to your eyes and makes it difficult to breathe. Kenye is the turd that you cant escape. sorry Kanye im not giving you my money so that you can continue to ruin everyones family holidays. i hope someday you finally get flushed.
    There is a story behind this, that I wish I could have heard in person, because I suspect the embarrassed indignity of it would be fantastic.

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    I donate negative 54 million dollars. Maybe his clothing line should not have looked like the bums in Compton designed them. Wtf?? How about we raise money to feed starving children here in America?? Hmmm.. What a thought.
    I will leave you zero dollars. You are the biggest jerkoff in the world and married to that disgusting pig. I'll be willing to help you raise money if you're willing to fight me for a charity event. 50% goes to a charity such as St. Jude's, Make A Wish or Wounded Warrior and the other 50% goes to your stupid cause. I don't want a dollar...only the satisfaction of punching you in the face. Let's see what kind of man you really are.
    Honestly the funniest part of either comment to me was that he suggested donating to Wounded Warrior.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Churchill View Post
    Honestly the funniest part of either comment to me was that he suggested donating to Wounded Warrior.

    Could have been worse, could have said Susan G. Komen.

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    Airlines are charging more for Airfare despite lower Fuel Costs, Say it's because of Rising Labor & Purchasing new Planes
    They are lumping these new costs under the Fuel Surcharges category

    http://www.mprnews.org/story/2016/02...airfare-rising | http://www.businesstravelcoalition.c...calls-for.html

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    It's actually because the customers keep getting heavier and heavier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyn View Post
    Could have been worse, could have said Susan G. Komen.
    I smiled seeing you finally changed the B after 8 days

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    Yeah, it took someone else commenting to bring it to my attention. My mother died of cancer 2 years ago, so shitty fake cancer nonprofits are not exactly my favorite here lately.

    Also, B and G are really close to each other on a keyboard dammit.

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    suddenly FFXI's taru sacrifice for loot joke is not so funny anymore

    http://www.the-star.co.ke/news/2016/...arity_c1303882

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamanosukeShiva View Post
    suddenly FFXI's taru sacrifice for loot joke is not so funny anymore

    http://www.the-star.co.ke/news/2016/...arity_c1303882
    I refuse to believe this.....I want to think that arresting a goat they believed to be a shapeshifting thief was the peak if their stupidity.

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    MN Hipsters create a whole new level of UGH!

    First was the World's First Vegan Butcher



    http://www.theherbivorousbutcher.com/ | http://heavytable.com/taste-of-three...orous-butcher/

    Now there is the World's First Water Bar, Local Tap Water Served for Free, Be sure to Generously tip your servers

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