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    http://kdvr.com/2017/12/05/i-want-to...-on-projector/

    welp, this year's "what the FUCK?" winner has been chosen a little early

    tldr: teacher types out a message on projector for silent reading time, message says "Silent reading ...I want to kill children but I am a loving Christian man who never would hurt a flee so please sit down and read,"

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    Hope he wasn't an English teacher if he spelled flea like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byrthnoth View Post
    Hope he wasn't an English teacher if he spelled flea like that.
    It's even worse. From the picture it was

    Silent reading ... I want to kill children BUT i AM A LOVING cHRISTIAN MAN WHO NEVER WOULD HURT A FLEE so please sit down and read
    I'm calling shenanigans

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Byrthnoth View Post
    Hope he wasn't an English teacher if he spelled flea like that.
    Per the article, some said they thought he didn't write it. That could very well be possible. It would not be all that unrealistic for a student to do it thinking they were funny. Either that or he snapped.

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    the brain is an interesting organ; it wouldn't be unheard of for a split personality to bubble to the surface in such a manner. like all those serial killers who begged the cops to stop them, that sort of thing.


    that said, a student prank does sound a lot more likely lol

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    I was out sick for two days last year and three of my students decided to take an empty box in my room and cover it inside and out with the same photos of them over and over again. I made sure to let everyone know what it was because damn that box looked like I was making a creepy alter to them or something.


    Students are weird.

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    That reeks of student prank

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    wonder how los angeles area is feeling about homeless people now after not addressing the issue lead to one of the biggest fires in californias history.

    who knew that being charitable as a society was the cheapest solution to lifes problems?

    (who am i kidding, they'll probably try to robot guard the problem away too)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psion View Post
    wonder how los angeles area is feeling about homeless people now after not addressing the issue lead to one of the biggest fires in californias history.

    who knew that being charitable as a society was the cheapest solution to lifes problems?

    (who am i kidding, they'll probably try to robot guard the problem away too)
    We did approve a quarter cent sales tax for the next decade for homeless programs by a 2/3rds supermajority this spring.

    https://ballotpedia.org/Los_Angeles_..._H_(March_2017)

    It's raising $335 million per year for the next ten years.

    https://www.google.com/amp/www.latim...story,amp.html

    Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk

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    Surprised this hasn't been posted yet. Chinese daredevil records his own fall to death trying to do pull ups off a 62 story building.

    https://petapixel.com/2017/12/12/fam...tory-building/


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    I can't bring myself to hit play that shit is like my worst fear watching those videos, my hands are sweating just thinking about it

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    You loser Cali cities need to get on mines level. For last year we been breaking up, clearing out, and cleaning up encampments and shit and then either posting someone to watch it or patrol it occasionally

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ther-Todd.html

    Track Palin had a standoff with POLICE after mom Sarah called 911 when her eldest child assaulted his father Todd while trying to get into the family home after 'drinking on pills'

    Track Palin was arrested over the weekend for assaulting his own father after his mom Sarah Palin called police.

    An incident report that was included in the young man's charging documents reveals that he broke into his family home through a window after being told by Todd he was not welcome, and then began to hit the man over the head.

    Todd had tried to keep his son out by meeting him at the door and pointing a gun at him, but Track was able to disarm the man and 'put him on the floor' before beating him bloody.

    Sarah told police her son, 28, was 'freaking out and was on some type of medication.'

    After Track assaulted his father, a bloody Todd fled the home followed by Sarah, and Track engaged in a brief standoff with police.

    ...'Track stood on the porch,' wrote Officer Adam LaPointe of the Wasilla Police Department.

    'Communication was attempted which failed due to Track yelling and calling myself and other officers peasants and telling us to lay our guns on the ground before approaching the residence.'
    Peasants ruining everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ezek View Post
    Peasants ruining everything.
    Good thing there is an easy solution to them


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    This feels very on-brand for the Palins.

    Trash royalty.

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    Sarah Palin is the first female president we deserve.

    Someday....

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    "some kinda medication" bitch please we all know it's meth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yuri-G View Post
    "some kinda medication" bitch please we all know it's meth
    Opioids*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cail View Post
    Opioids*
    ah shit I was using my 2000's white trash guide, forgot to whip out the 2010's edition, my b

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