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  1. #6561
    Ridill
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    Quote Originally Posted by Melena View Post
    Cliff notes? I'm at work, no way i'm touching that link.
    Owner of bunny ranch is mad people are claiming the First lady was an actual prostitute. In his professional opinion he thinks otherwise so is offering lifetime pass at his brothels if you can prove she was

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    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    If I won that pass I'd have to move to Las Vegas. Imagine just making a run to the grocery store to pick up a loaf of bread and deciding to stop off for a visit with Air Force Amy.

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    Should also note that the tone of his challenge is more along the lines of "Melania can't be a whore, whores are good people!"

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    She's not personable enough to be a whore.

  5. #6565
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    If I won that pass I'd have to move to Las Vegas. Imagine just making a run to the grocery store to pick up a loaf of bread and deciding to stop off for a visit with Air Force Amy.
    Not to crush your dreams but she, or any other legal prostitute, is not based in Vegas. Brothels are not legal in Las Vegas. She's about 400 miles away from Vegas.

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    Proposal in Sweden to allow government employees to have Sex during the work day
    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-39077181

    Straight Women have fewer orgasms than Homosexuals, Straight Men have more
    http://www.bbc.com/news/health-39077293

    Gay it up, girls. Anal play also suggested.

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    So the key to more orgasms is more females in the bedroom... so like 3somes should work even better right?

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    haha did that seriously make it to the bbc? >_>

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz4QegmM98m

    A prostitute in Zimbabwe beat a punter around the head with a beer bottle after he offered to pay for sex with a boiled egg.

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...uila-dies.html

    It was the bet to end all bets, and ultimately a man's life.

    A 23-year-old man died from alcohol poisoning after chugging an entire bottle of tequila in a Dominican nightclub.

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    Tequila never ends well, no matter how little you have

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  13. #6573
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Japanese Man Found Dead Under His 6-Ton Porn Magazine Collection!


    http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/video...10b4lCexzuI49T

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    Well, at least he died doing what he loved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    Japanese Man Found Dead Under His 6-Ton Porn Magazine Collection!


    http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/video...10b4lCexzuI49T
    Has anyone heard from Gulk?

  16. #6576
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    Has anyone heard from Gulk?
    I'm sitting here wondering how many HDDs it would take to equal 6 tons.

    And how much fucking hentei that would be lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyn View Post
    I'm sitting here wondering how many HDDs it would take to equal 6 tons.

    And how much fucking hentei that would be lol.
    Roughly 12,371 1TB hard drives which would cost about $618,432.99.

    I think.

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    TIL porn costs about $103k per ton.

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    It was magazines so a tad less in actual amount of porn and probably cost

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    http://www.mprnews.org/story/2017/03...flames-in-iowa

    Ethenol train enters Iowa, bursts into flames

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