Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[6souls]

Stealing Spam in Hawaii has gotten to the point that Retailers now have to store it in a Locked Cases
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...-locked-cases/

[Yuri-G]

I can just imagine the 911 call: "yo mama so fat she sat on the baby and killed it... no, that's literally what happened please send help"

[dasva]

Why would you steal something so terrible though

[Brill Weave]

donkeys live a long time. none of you has ever seen a dead donkey

[Tokitoki]

Why would you steal something so terrible though

It's huge in Hawaii. The have a lot of dishes with Spam in them. It's almost a specialty. I believe it was embraced during WW2 and they keep adapting it into new dishes. I haven't had any, ever, but apparently some of the dishes are ridiculously good.

[Ragnus]

It's probably the most popular meat product in the state. They love it so much that the White House chef actually had to start thinking up recipes that included it for Obama.

[Zetanio]

Spam is fucking awesome.

[Xno Kappa]

Spam is fucking awesome.

This.

Hawaiians can fucking throw down with it.

[Zetanio]

This.

Hawaiians can fucking throw down with it.

Spam musabi is the tits. Also, spam eggs and rice. hawaiian fried rice.

[jacobs67]

I prefer the internet version of spam

[6souls]

Wisconsin has introduced a bill to make Beastiality a Felony (Currently a Misdemeanor) after a February incident involving a Horse
http://www.twincities.com/2017/10/19...-sex-a-felony/

[Anoat]

lol at the fact that it took an "incident" with a horse to make that happen.

[thetruepandagod]

Animals like sex, deal with it you puritan scum.

[6souls]

Top US Fears of 2017

https://blogs.chapman.edu/wilkinson/...op-fears-2017/

[Vaspinne]

So Kevin Spacey sexually assaulted a 14 yr old boy some odd 30 years ago, and now that it's being publicized (by the victim), he's using the opportunity to admit he's gay.

That uh.. that seems pretty checkout headline worthy. All over twitter, including a shitstorm of people in a rage that his 'coming out' is just a publicity stunt to distract from the sexual assault of a minor claim.

Edit: Makes this Family Guy clip from a 2005 episode eerily prophetic

[Krandor]

Unfortunately for Kevin Spacey you can easy fit him being gay and sexually assaulting someone into the same headline. Pretty poor attempt at trying to deflect the situation.

[Zealot]

I guess Colonel Fitts didn't have to shoot him after all.

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[Xno Kappa]

So Kevin Spacey sexually assaulted a 14 yr old boy some odd 30 years ago, and now that it's being publicized (by the victim), he's using the opportunity to admit he's gay.

That uh.. that seems pretty checkout headline worthy. All over twitter, including a shitstorm of people in a rage that his 'coming out' is just a publicity stunt to distract from the sexual assault of a minor claim.

Edit: Makes this Family Guy clip from a 2005 episode eerily prophetic

I feel like comedians are always trying to publicize Hollywood secrets through jokes that no one would take seriously at the time lol.

[Meph]

I feel like comedians are always trying to publicize Hollywood secrets through jokes that no one would take seriously at the time lol.

isn't that how the cosby-story got out? hannibal burres talking about it in his act

[TummieGaruda]

isn't that how the cosby-story got out? hannibal burres talking about it in his act

Pretty much. I mean if you are in Hollywood or know someone in Hollywood, you probably know about a lot of shit that you don't really talk about for fear of retribution, but you can easily sneak that stuff into a comedy routine, gag, or one liner to try to get it out there.