Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[dasva]

It'd be pretty sweet if someone fucked with them.

But at the end they have to say "it's just a prank bro"

[Ksandra]

Holy fuck... that's some seriously fucked up shit. Sadly I'm completely not surprised cps did nothing

It's sad only two kids are out, but it's a start. This story is going viral so hopefully cps will look at the the case again.

[TummieGaruda]

Just another case of parents trying to use their kids to gain YouTube followers in an attempt to make some cash on the side.

[dasva]

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/22/swordf...mitar-6082582/

[dasva]

This Woman Is Fighting Rape By Allowing Strangers To Touch Her Vagina

[Zetanio]

I'm good with all of this. More titties.

[Faundrant]

Someone say titties? Marlins Man Distracting Friends

Then the Marlins sent me a text message, ‘You need to keep you girls under control, they cannot be flashing on TV it’s not appropriate. Bringing them is one thing to have fun, but the actions aren’t good for the image and we can’t condone it.'”

[6souls]

Gizmodo declares Target is the True God

Target is the one true God, the Lord, the Creator, the Universal Truth, of all that exists

http://gizmodo.com/whats-happening-with-me-1795264015

[6souls]

NYT: China Killed 20 CIA Informants between 2010 & 2012
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39989142 | https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/20/w...espionage.html

[Kalmado]

24 year old thinks it's great to perform wrestling moves to a (now dead) 2 year old.

http://fox2now.com/2017/05/25/wwe-wa...restling-move/

[Krazy]

I really, really hate people.

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[dasva]

Austin man sues date for texting during movie

Craziest thing about this is they paid $17.31 for a single movie ticket. Da fuq. Why aint that shit rounded to the nearest dollar or half dollar and why so fucking much.

[Psion]

3D movies cost more than normal tickets. considering austin's sales tax is 8.25%, a movie ticket costing 15.99 would equal 17.309 after taxes, or 17.31.

....i'm honestly not sure how i guessed the price of the movie ticket first try before calculating it. i hate math and i almost never watch movies lol

[Anoat]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/power-ran...115332769.html

Dude showed up to Phoenix Comic-Con cosplaying as The Punisher with real body armor, real knives, real guns. He claimed he was there to kill bad cops and also, for some reason, Jason David Frank (the original Green Power Ranger). Luckily he was arrested and nobody was hurt.

[Mertron]

did he win best cosplay

[Ghost_Wheel22]

Spoiler: show

[dasva]

3D movies cost more than normal tickets. considering austin's sales tax is 8.25%, a movie ticket costing 15.99 would equal 17.309 after taxes, or 17.31.

....i'm honestly not sure how i guessed the price of the movie ticket first try before calculating it. i hate math and i almost never watch movies lol

Shit I don't think sales tax is applied here or it's already in the posted cost. 3D only $13 here after they just raised it (only know they did because last time I went old lady was complaining lol). And matinee prices anytime before 4pm I think and all day sunday

[TsingTao]

24 year old thinks it's great to perform wrestling moves to a (now dead) 2 year old.

http://fox2now.com/2017/05/25/wwe-wa...restling-move/

Someone's gonna do that to him in prison, but in prison it's gonna be called 'Cellblock 4 Foreplay'.

[6souls]

Wisconsin residents cannot spell Wisconsin without looking it up on the internet

https://twitter.com/smfrogers/status/869585144838987778

[Clash Perez]

Still, New Mexico seems worse.