Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[Guitarman]

http://www.kgw.com/news/-Drunk-man-i...165729946.html

PORTLAND -- A man who decided he was too drunk to drive early Friday morning chose instead to crawl into a recycling dumpster near a Southeast Portland bar, only to be picked up by a hauler and twice compacted.
Justin Gilpatrick, 27, had been drinking near Club 205, at Southeast Stark Street and 99th Avenue, when he chose the container to spend the night instead of a drunken drive home, according Lt. Robert King.
A manager told KGW Friday morning the man had not been inside Club 205.
The trash hauler showed up sometime after 1 a.m. The truck emptied the recycling container and continued on its route, twice compacting the load, King said.
When the truck reached Mall 205, the Waste Management worker discovered the man in the truck, King said. He had suffered minor injuries and was taken the hospital by ambulance at about 2:45 a.m.
Waste Management spokeswoman Jackie Lang said the driver did everything he could to help the man, including initial treatment. The driver had to convince the man not to walk away as he wished, but to stay and get proper medical attention.
Lang said the driver was shaken up by the incident.

lmfao

[Salodin]

Roflllll

[Heavencloud]

http://www.kgw.com/news/-Drunk-man-i...165729946.html

lmfao

That's my Portland.

[Tagus]

Anybody else think that charging this douche with a hatecrime is a bit extreme? Me and my friends used to shoot each other in the back with those things when we were kids lol

(CBS/AP) CHICAGO - Police have arrested a 51-year-old man for allegedly shooting a pellet rifle at a mosque in a northern Chicago suburb on Friday night, authorities said.

David Conrad was taken into custody and investigators seized a high-velocity air rifle outfitted with a scope as part of their investigation into the shooting at the Muslim Education Center in Morton Grove.

In an email statement Sunday, police said Conrad had been charged with three felony counts of aggravated discharge of a firearm and one felony count of criminal damage to property. A bond hearing is scheduled for Monday.

No one was wounded Friday, but a Muslim civil liberties group said the shots damaged an outer brick wall of the center shortly after worshippers observing the holy month of Ramadan broke their daily fast.

Morton Grove Police Chief Mark Erickson said Saturday that a security guard at the center heard a projectile hit an outside wall of the building. Police were called and the department began to investigate.

Sunday's police statement gave few details of Conrad's arrest, saying only that found the suspect after being directed to an area just east of the Muslim Education Center property.

The mosque's president, Mohammad Aleemuddin, said he thinks Conrad should also be charged with a hate crime, reports CBS Chicago.

Morton Grove Police Chief Mark Erickson said investigators were told Friday night that windows at the mosque previously had been broken, but not reported.

CBS Chicago reports that police and members of the FBI examined the building Saturday morning as the scene of a possible hate crime, according to a release about the incident from the Chicago office of the Council on American-Islamic Relations.

However, Sunday's press release did not mention any hate crime-related charges filed in connection with the incident, according to the station.

The Council on American-Islamic Relations issued a community safety advisory last week for American mosques after other incidents targeting Muslim houses of worship in Missouri and Rhode Island and after the deadly shooting at a Sikh temple in Wisconsin on Aug. 5.

[Tajin]

Not really given the current climate.
There's a whole lot of nothing in that article make an informed opinion tbh

[Salodin]

Doesn't matter either way, crime is a crime. Although it is really suspect that he would shoot a bb gun at a mosque.

[Zeb]

A felony for shooting with a pellet gun?

[Kerberoz]

air rifle

aggravated discharge of a firearm

Umm...

[Xno Kappa]

What is a 51-year old grown ass man doing with a pellet gun?

[Guitarman]

Shooting brown people, duh.

[Mrbeansman]

Umm...

Any kind of Authority can classify anything as a weapon firearm etc. Just ask schools that classify squirt guns as weapons.

[Salodin]

Any kind of Authority can classify anything as a weapon firearm etc. Just ask schools that classify squirt guns as weapons.

This

[Deadgye]

If I remember correctly from when my friend bought some airsoft guns, he had to pay a firearms tax on them. So they would undeniably be classified as a firearm.

[Kerberoz]

They should really change the "fire" part, then.

[Cail]

Imagine flying from New York to London in under an hour

[Jakson]

Imagine flying from New York to London in under an hour

First thing I thought of when I saw this was
http://i.qkme.me/35a90c.jpg
and first paragraph in article refers to him, lol.

[Eleven19]

Imagine flying from New York to London in under an hour

lol Waverider



So its a cover up for a failed transformation sequence.

[Kerberoz]

http://www.avclub.com/articles/dave-...ings-in,83895/

Dave Mustaine thinks Obama staged the shootings in Colorado and Wisconsin

After sort-of endorsing Rick Santorum and aligning himself with the "birther" viewpoint earlier this year, notoriously conservative Dave Mustaine is speaking out against President Obama again. This time, the Megadeth frontman and Rock ‘N’ Jock softball player has accused Obama of “staging” the shootings in Aurora, Colorado and at the Sikh Temple in Wisconsin, all so that he could “pass a gun ban.”

In the speech, which he made last week between songs at a Megadeth show in Singapore, Mustaine says that Obama is trying to turn the U.S. into “Nazi America,” and that if things keep going the way they’ve been going, he’s going to be forced to move away. After a heckler shouts out in opposition, Mustaine chastises him, saying, “Did you guys pay to listen to him or me?” Luckily for Mustaine, being a total idiot shitbag is not one of the offenses punishable by caning in Singapore.

[Cail]

really?

[Tricen]

Idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg