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    "Pwditat immediately seemed to know that Terfel is blind through some sort of sixth sense that animals have" lol. cats and dogs are predators, its their job to detect weakness. they're animals, not stupid.

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    Pwditat was prolly just like "damn, your eyes look pretty fucked up"

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    Happy Friday the 13th!


    Would you board flight 666 to HEL on Friday the 13th? For superstitious travellers, that might be tempting fate. But Finnair passengers on AY666 to Helsinki apparently were not too bothered. Friday's flight was almost full.

    "It has been quite a joke among the pilots," said pilot Juha-Pekka Keidasto before flying the Airbus A320 from Copenhagen to Helsinki. "I'm not a superstitious man. It's only a coincidence for me."

    The daily flight AY666 from Copenhagen to Helsinki falls on Friday the 13th twice in 2013. Friday the 13th is considered bad luck in many countries and the number 666 also has strong negative biblical associations.

    Some airlines, such as Scandinavian Airlines, take such fears seriously and do not have a row 13 on board. However, the negative connotations are a relatively new phenomenon for northern Europeans, and Finnair and other regional carriers such as Norwegian and Estonian Air keep row 13.

    "Less than 100 years ago the number 13 did not have this sinister meaning. It's quite recent in the north," said Ulo Valk, professor of comparative folklore at the University of Tartu in Estonia.

    "There are 12 hours, 12 months and in Christianity 12 apostles and this is a divine number. Add one more and it brings in a certain element of chaos," he said.

    Passengers on flight 666 to HEL should have a calm flight over the Baltic at this time of year. "It's hopefully smooth skies," said Keidasto. "And if there's some passenger who is anxious about this 666, our cabin crew is always happy to help them." The flight later landed safely.
    http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...flight-666-hel

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    The newspaper reports that University of Lagos post graduate student Chibuihem Amalaha has made “many discoveries and inventions” in science and technology. Now, he’s turning his efforts to the issue of gay marriage.

    “In recent time I found that gay marriage, which is homosexuality and lesbianism, is eating deep into the fabric of our human nature all over the world and this was why nations of Sodom and Gomora were destroyed by God because they were into gay practice. That is, a man marrying another man and a woman marrying another woman,” says Amalaha.

    He explains that “God gave me the wisdom to use science as a scientist to prove gay marriage wrong”.

    Amalaha says that his ‘groundbreaking’ experiments have shown that the north and south poles of two magnets are attracted to each other while same poles repel each other.

    He concludes that this “means that man cannot attract another man because they are the same, and a woman should not attract a woman because they are the same. That is how I used physics to prove gay marriage wrong”.

    His other high-school standard experiments include showing that negative ions are attracted to positive ones in the process of electrolysis. “That is what electrolysis is showing us, that gay marriage is wrong in the area of chemistry,” he states.
    http://www.mambaonline.com/2013/09/1...iage-is-wrong/

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    woooow lmfao

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    Use science as a scientist...

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    It's nice to know that Sodom and Gomorrah are the grounds for a scientific study.


    Almost as impressive as the fact that they spelled it "Gomora"

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    Fuckin magnets man

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    TIL sexuality can be overcome by just duct-taping people together

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    Yet a strong impact or high heat can disable a magnet. Checkmate, science using scientist.

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    No one had better mention the general rule of organic chemistry to him, where "like dissolves like". <_<;

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    Obviously that supports his claim, since Male + Male = Erosion of Society.

    Try again!

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    Ok, yours is way better than my 30 second MS Paint hackjob.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pharaun View Post
    Ok, yours is way better than my 30 second MS Paint hackjob.
    Gotta step it up for my server brothers and sisters. We give you both speed AND quality from Ragnarok to your juggalo-magnet-related needs.

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    http://www.northampton-news-hp.co.uk...n-14092013.htm

    Spooky clown mystery grips Northampton


    A spooky clown has been scaring Northampton residents in full costume and make up.

    He is red haired and white faced and has appeared in several locations in the Abington and Kingsley areas.

    A Facebook page has now been set up for the clown called Spot Northampton's Clown which has already achieved over 3,000 likes since it went live yesterday.

    The clown has proved a sensation on social media and has its own Twitter hashtag #northamptonclown.

    According to reports it has knocked on someone's door and offered to paint their sills despite having no painting equipment.

    Let us know if you see it too. Here are some Tweets about the clown so far:

    Had to look out my window to check for a clown. No clown. Phew. #clownwatch #northamptonclown
    Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/spotnorthamptonsclown?fref=ts
    He started doing this on Friday the 13th. He signs his facebook statuses with beep beep. He waits outside peoples houses. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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    Nice way to get shot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Nice way to get stabbed
    Its Northampton, UK. Fixed for you.

    Do have a gander on his facebook though, he sticks to his character at least.

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