Camp Miz is sounding more and more like THE place to be during the zombie apocalypse. I'll be sure to find my was to Charlotte when the time comes.
Camp Miz is sounding more and more like THE place to be during the zombie apocalypse. I'll be sure to find my was to Charlotte when the time comes.
Live right next to a harbor in which i can steal many boats, friends family owns 2 oil rigs off the coast about 30min out and roughly 300 guns. Gonna be chillin on an oil rig with a stock pile of guns shooting at fish and eating noodles.
Dude, why would you need that? We all know your lord and savior Kyle Orton and his protoge Sexy Rexy Grossman are going to descend from the heaven's lobbing football grenades at the zombies till nothing is left standing. They will then search out only the strongest living women to begin a new super breed of football players and usher in a new golden age for our planet and we will bow down and worship them like kings. Except Jerry Jones and John Fox. They will be sacrificed as a peace offering.
My brother lives in Yakutsk.... i would go there. I don't see zombie's moving very fast in cold weather.
One of my coworkers and a good buddy of mine has geared his arsenal to this exact scenario. He has a Ford Explorer stocked with survival gear for pretty much any situation (tents, tarps, rope, duct tape, MRE's, water purification system, level 5 gas mask/biological containment unit, books, toiletpaper, spare ammo, CB radio, stove, flashlights, batteries, spare battery for truck, bio-diesel converter, hunting machete and carcass cleaning kit, compound bow and arrow, cases for the 6 guns he has, 2 AR's, one Remington 870 tactical, two glock 20's, a mossberg, among other shit).
He reads a book called the Zombie Survival Handbook and lives by it. Although the chances of it happening are slim, it has a lot of real life street smarts advice to go with it. Stuff like the old saying "Never go in to an unarmed fight unarmed." holds true to the book. It'll teach you the different types of slim profile knives to carry and which can be useful in fights and how to stab and twist to get "maximum organ" as they call it. Different types of weapons that you can carry and how they can be effective against your average joe blow (or ineffective against your average walking corpse). Good read all in all.
Is it bad that when I went to Charlotte last weekend every black guy I saw I thought..."wonder if that is miz"
blue and red 3d glasses - check.
water pistol - check.
i think i'll be ok:
Spoiler: show
Well it's easy to sum up. 3 simple questions.
1. Are you married to a white chick who loves duke? Check.
2. Do your kids love Math and Science? Check
3. Do you preach the wisdom of Carl Sagan over some other invisible dude while a minister is screaming "Can I get a hallelujah" every other sentence? Check
If you answered yes to all 3 of these, well then your a fucking honkey.
I live near a nuclear power plant. What happens to those if the staff is too busy sucking brains to come to work for a few weeks?
Havent put much thought into it, but I would head to the Special operations building here at work.
Complete armory for our SWAT team
Electronic locks on all doors for the exterior of the building
Garage full of multiple vehicles including a ton of motorcycles
Tactical APC (called the bear) for a safe getaway in a last resort situation
Personal gas pumps on site
I'm fucked pretty much, no matter what. I'm type 1 diabetic, meaning I HAVE to have insulin to survive. Either I haul ass to the closest insulin factory or I gather all weapons I can and just wade into zombie-slaying and get my death over with. Also bring some sort of ipod and speaker system with me. If I'm going down, it's gonna be with some bad-ass music.
From 4chan, but applicable to this situation.
The last 3 characters you played in a computer game are on your zombie slaying team.
Open your music library, place on random, press skip forward 3 times : This is your last stand music for the zombie apocalypse.
For me I have:
The main Jedi from Knights of the old Republic 2
My 85 Orc Hunter
My guy from minecraft
Imogen Heap ~ The moment I said it.