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    The Smurfs in 3D (MC: 30, RT: 21%)

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    Director: Raja Gosnell (Scooby Doo/2, Big Momma's House)
    IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472181/
    Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smurfs_%28film%29

    Synopsis:

    When the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village, they tumble from their magical world and into ours -- in fact, smack dab in the middle of Central Park. Just three apples high and stuck in the Big Apple, the Smurfs must find a way to get back to their village before Gargamel tracks them down.
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    Neil Patrick Harris ... Patrick Winslow

    Jayma Mays ... Grace Winslow

    Hank Azaria ... Gargamel

    Jonathan Winters ... Papa Smurf (voice)

    Katy Perry ... Smurfette (voice)

    Alan Cumming ... Gutsy Smurf (voice)

    George Lopez ... Grouchy Smurf (voice)

    Paul Reubens ... Jokey Smurf (voice)

    Kenan Thompson ... Greedy Smurf (voice)

    B.J. Novak ... Baker Smurf (voice)

    Jeff Foxworthy ... Handy Smurf (voice)

    Wolfgang Puck ... Chef Smurf (voice)

    Sofía Vergara ... Odile

    Anton Yelchin ... Clumsy Smurf (voice)

    Fred Armisen ... Brainy Smurf (voice)

    Adam Wylie ... Panicky Smurf (voice)

    John Oliver ... Vanity Smurf (voice)

    Gary Basaraba ... Hefty Smurf (voice)

    Trailer:

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    Not even NPH will save this movie..it looks so bad.

    And smurf in America? Seriously? Why can't hollywood stick to the source material once in a while. I wouldnt watch this movie either way, but it's getting ridiculous how every adapdation has to be americanized.

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    i hate that song, its in every animated movie trailer these days

    only thing good about the movie is smurfette

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    IT MAKES ME SO CHANGRY WHEN THEY USE THEIR NAME AS A PUN.

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    Ugh even as a big Smurfs fan and NPH fan i can't cosign this, shit looks horrible.

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    I want to be excited for this...I really do. But it just doesn't look promising. If it weren't for the fact that they used smurf as a verb like 3-4 times in that trailer alone, I'd be much more optimistic.

    I'll see it anyway. And if it sucks, I will want to lay down fire & brimstone for those responsible.

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    When I saw the voice cast I thought, maybe....then I watched the preview and said, Naaaaaahh.

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    Seen about 4 different previews for this they have all looked horrible.


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    Gargamel has me sold. Can't get much better than this.

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    Hank Azaria is really great, but he can't save this trainwreck.

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