The Official Forums: BG Edition

[keitari]

That forum is such a trainwreck it is simultaneously hilarious and sad. I feel like a psychiatrist watching mentally unstable people behind a one-way glass mirror.

I am trying to keep the level 1 cap thread alive. I just tried with a mildly-inflammatory post with a little bit of logic. Let's see what happens next.

[aduidarnenye]

If you do, be sure to use the male pronoun every time you talk to her. It pisses her off to no end.

Didn't bite, but did post some more silliness.

[Greatguardian]

She's like a British Starcade. She's fighting for the repressed masses of people who agree with her but are too scared to stand up to "the trolls". If she quit, it would be like surrendering and giving up on the hopes and dreams of all of those poor, shackled players who can't enjoy the game while Abyssea exists. Etc.

[Aksannyi]

Thank you. Eagerly waiting the response.

[Kuishen]

She's like a British Starcade. She's fighting for the repressed masses of people who agree with her but are too scared to stand up to "the trolls". If she quit, it would be like surrendering and giving up on the hopes and dreams of all of those poor, shackled players who can't enjoy the game while Abyssea exists. Etc.

That was the greatest thing I've read all day. Thank you.

[Aksannyi]

no..i beat the scholar level 70 cap as my FIRST level cap. and that 70 cap is the hardest in the game for your first 70 cap quest. people can debate all they want that rdm is..but i disagree. having done the rdm cap myself on a previous character.

Hmm. I smell something. What is it? What the fuck is that smell? God, it smells like ...

BULLSHIT!

[Kuishen]

Yeah I can't even look at the raising the cap thread anymore, if I do I will only be tempted to post in it and then I'd only be playing a part in keeping that topic on the front page.

[Gun-it]

I can't stop posting in it ; ;

[Lyall]

Yeah I can't even look at the ENTIRE FORUM anymore, if I do I will only be tempted to post in it and then I'd only be playing a part in keeping that topic on the front page.

Emphasis/correction mine, but yeah. Spot on for why I have zero posts to my name despite having been up at 3am to register at launch. I can't give those people another voice to argue with!

Also, I die a little inside at the posts claiming "They know our opinions are right and valid!"

Opinions by nature can't be "right" or correct, because that's what a fucking fact is hrbrhbkjrgjrlgn5klrfwqml;AD

[Kuishen]

Gonna ask that anybody that posts about RAISING the cap in the LOWERING the cap thread be reported as off-topic spam by all of us. Already done it more than a few times.

[Gun-it]

lol

[Greatguardian]

[Aksannyi]

YES PLEASE

[Kuishen]

I haven't been able to rip myself away from the forums to play SC2 or Minecraft or something productive. Also, I egged her on as well.

[Gun-it]

LOL, fucking love this shit

[Aksannyi]

Yes, let's encourage post-count spamming. It's not already bad enough over there.

[aduidarnenye]

Brilliant. I await it.

[Kuishen]

I have ALWAYS wanted to use this http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1260739585.jpg

And I finally got a chance to, thanks Krystal.

[Fievel]

This thread has to be the greatest thing to ever happen to my workday, good god.

[Greatguardian]

I haven't been able to rip myself away from the forums to play SC2 or Minecraft or something productive. Also, I egged her on as well.

This^. I should be working on my backlog of games while FFXI is down but I keep pausing them to f5 the forums. Shit's addicting.