This is the kind of stuff I imagine every time someone's all like "rap is crap kekeke ^______^"
This is the kind of stuff I imagine every time someone's all like "rap is crap kekeke ^______^"
"Indie music" is a white person named Oliver or Shannon who proclaims it the best genre of music. As soon as someone else knows who it is, it is no longer "Indie" in their eyes.
http://i642.photobucket.com/albums/u...-copypasta.jpg>Didn't know sister was home
>In kitchen naked
>Sister comes in
>I'm shocked so I just freeze
>Sister looks at my wood
>"I want to taste you, I want you in my mouth"
>I'm hard as a rock, with big meaty balls
>I lay down
>She puts her feet on my legs and crouches over me
>No lube around, she pours some warn water on my dick
>Suddenly I go soft WHAT THE FUCK
>She says it's ok
>Start sucking on my limp noodle cock
>Slurping it all sloppy like
>Trying to get me hard
>Dog walks in the kitchen enticed by the smell
>Starts sniffing my feet
>Starts whining
>Sister lets dog lick my left ball
>Feelsgoodman
>Suddenly I cum
>HOW DID I CUM IF I WAS SOFT WTF
>Cum everywhere
>All over my balls, my dick, my sisters lips
>OH SHIT OH SHIT MY CUM IS RED
>Dog bites off my left nut
>Sisters bites off my cock
>Sister sticks fork in my right ball
>Feelsgreatman
>Something isn't right
>Cum smells like tomatoes
>My penis is spaghetti
>I am a table
When I talk to Time warner, I still "accidentally" call them Paragon. I love to hear them correct me. Fuck Time Warner. They recently decided to stop sending me a bill in the mail and instead sent to my email, which went straight to junk mail. So I get a call saying I own 350 dollars cause its late, which is wasnt. I paid half, and told them to send me bills in the mail again. If only satellites didnt suck so bad.
indeed at that. time warner sucks massive dick
Fucking amazing. I had my download speed drop to 2mbps last night, called up their asses and sat on the phone for 20mins on hold while they did nothing to figure out the cause, then 50mins later they said "Oh we need to restart your modem"
That's when you change to a different provider.
Unlike Sweden, the US has shit for internet. Were not so lucky as to have fibre strung to every house, and have our relative cost/speed be cheap as dirt.
Relevent:
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misc art dump, spoilers for everything:
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http://www.manafont.org/rnd/100/15414340.jpg
Took me a few minutes to realize why this looked so familiar. Was pleased when I finally did.
lol