Justice League (November 17, 2017) | Snyder Cut - 4 Hour Marathon (HBOM) - March 18, 2021

[Xno Kappa]

I thought it was hilarious how DC went out of its way to try to make Aquaman look like a bad ass, but still undermine him with the same joke 2-3 times throughout the movie about talking to fish. lmao

[Gredival]

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Cyborg, Flash, and Aquaman should have starter movies before this. Let us learn who they are, their world, why we should.

Show me a movie were we get to seee Cyborg grow with his power and learn various things.

Show me a movie where we watch Barry Allen working tirelessly and hard only to be struck by lightning and have it change his life for the better.

Show me a movie where we see(The audio was pretty shit for me at this part so I'm assuming) Aquamans mom dump him on a doorstep, him growing up with weird fish powers, 15 minutes in, he's on a fishing boat, shit goes bad, fish powers kick in. Bam, now he's curious about who he is and it can go on from there.

Dawg I hate to tell you but you walked into a DC movie, not a Marvel movie.

[kuronosan]

Unfortunately Myrrh, that would have required time that WB didn't want to take.

[dasva]

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Show me a movie were we get to see Cyborg grow with his power and learn various things.

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While I agree with some of the rest for Cyborg this is how he gets introduced in the new 52. Created during the invasion he grows into his powers during the conflict. I get that here he already existed back during BvS but still got more than you got in the comics

[Myrrh_Quetz]

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I’m sort of familiar with cyborg stuff. I’m just saying it would be nice to actually have time to care about these heroes.

Supes Mom got kicked out of her house(funny how Bruce didn’t help her during the start), Barry’s dad is in jail, cyborgs dad is all guilty and sad. Aqua mans life is tough cause he has a super hot red head wanting to pork him, Diana is sulking for 100 years over a dead dick, Bats did a complete 180 from his view in the last movie we saw him in.

And the audience is supposed to have all that thrown in our face and actually give a shit within 15 minutes of the movie starting.

If anything. I would have been fine with all that if instead of stupidwolfe. If they had some infighting with themselves and the moral question of bringing supes, unwilling back from the dead. And I’m not talking about the little fight they did when supes was brought back.

I went in with low expectations and I got less than what I expected.

[AoE]

Not gonna lie. I fell in and out of consciousness throughout the movie.

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[Draylo]

I liked it, the jokes weren't any more forced than the countless one marvel movies have. I swear nothing these people do will make a difference because theres such a strong hate towards anything DC coming out lol. It was better than the Thor movie at least.

[Tyrath]

because theres such a strong hate towards anything DC coming out lol.

It was better than the Thor movie at least.

LOL Batman is my favorite superhero and it wasn't even close to as good as Thor.

[dasva]

Maybe better than Thor 2... maybe. But that's it

[Xno Kappa]

“A wild Contrarian appears!”

[Gredival]

The Marvel establishment put some gear on HNMs but DC promised him equal access as a BLU.

[Koyangi]

The Marvel establishment put some gear on HNMs but DC promised him equal access as a BLU.

Holy fucking shit! LMFAO

[Myrrh_Quetz]

If I could Facebook like a post. Well done.

[kuronosan]

The Marvel establishment put some gear on HNMs but DC promised him equal access as a BLU.

Fucking /thread

[Draylo]

The hive mind is always strong on this site.

[chazzyphizzle]

wake up sheeple

[kuronosan]

The hive mind is always strong on this site.

Dude half the people here disagree with me on the regular.

[Xno Kappa]

I don’t know about hive mind as I personally thought the movie was entertaining for what it was. But better than Thor 3? Nah homie. You’re just purposely trying to be a unique snowflake.

[Krandor]

I mean, I didn't hate myself for watching it like say... Dark Tower, Valerian, or BvS. But it wasn't a good movie and I have zero motivation to ever watch it again.

[Outlaw]

I saw it tonight. I waited for a local theater's cheap movie night.

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I wanted to like this movie I really did.. I'm not as much a DC person but the Justice League comics were some of my favorites growing up and the modern animated series was really well done.

What can I say that has not already been said? Hmm, well I'll just add my 2 cents anyways.

I didn't find the CGI to be all that bad for the most part. I mean it was BAD but with what all the people were saying here I thought it was going to be first-year-graphic-artist-student bad the whole time. However there were parts where it REALLY stood out. Whenever a fully CGI character was standing next to a real actor it was horrible, the whole Henry Cavill mouth thing was laughable, and the final battle when Steppenwolf's hellscape is growing made me cringe.

The jokes fell flat. The only time I laughed out loud was when Barry said, "I'm a snack hole!" and that was a stupid joke. Everybody else in the theater was pretty much the same I think. I didn't hear much laughter. Side note: This theater had the Deadpool 2 trailer attached to this (lol) and it got more laughs than the entire movie.

Except for Ben Affleck and Gal Gadot I didn't feel any chemistry between the actors. It's like they were on set just thinking, "Ok, I said my line now say your line meh." There may have been a little between Flash and Supes near the end but it was so brief I can't decide.

The writing felt dumbed down. The dialogue in Wonder Woman was so much better. Even BvS had better dialogue. Shit, I can't believe I'm saying that.

The movie was to short. They didn't have enough time to flesh out the new people or have them resolve the conflicts with each other. I remember a lot of scenes I saw in the trailers and clips that I didn't see in the movie. I bet a lot of stuff got left on the cutting room floor.

Bottom line. This movie wasn't even worth my 5 bucks.