Opening Day is tomorrow! The last happy day to be a Pirates fan.
Time to post our season predictions will most likely be incredibly incorrect, and then we can discuss how amazing Joey Votto is, and what year he'll become a Yankee.
National League (The Relevant One):
NL East: Phillies
NL Central: Brewers
NL West: Giants
NL WC: JOEY VOTTO
American League:
AL East: Red Sox
AL Central: Twins
AL West: Rangers
AL WC: A's
Cy Young:
NL: Big Time Timmy Jim
AL: Verlander
MVP:
NL: Votto (lol)
AL: Mauer (lol maybe if they play all away games)
5 Surprising Predictions:
1. Orioles finish better .500 and in 3rd place, over the Rays.
2. Aroldis Chapman gets the closer role (this wouldn't be surprising if there were any other manager)
3. A's make the playoffs
4. Joe Blanton makes the All Star Game, because it's all about who you associate yourself with.
5. Cephius cries as the Sox win the pennant. (this isn't really that surprising.)
Ceph don't you fucking touch the thread title.