YouTube Kid Gets 60 Days in Jail For Sex Joke Song

[Kuwait-cafe]

"Evan Emory, now 21-years-old, was sentenced on Tuesday to 60 days in jail, two years probation, counseling, fines and 200 hours of community service for recording a YouTube video in which he appeared to sing a song about sex to a group of school kids. He didn't actually sing dirty things to kids, of course, he just edited it to appear that way, something he pointed out with two disclaimers in the video, since deleted from the internet. Though he dodged a "manufacturing child pornography" charge through a plea deal, and therefore won't have to register as a sex offender upon his release, Emory pleaded no contest to "unlawful posting of an Internet message with aggravating circumstances." Old people do not understand anything. In real life, Emory performed an innocent song for a group of elementary school students, then returned to the empty classroom to record a "dirty" song. He edited the footage together for comedic value.
According to Hypervocal, the lyrics of the missing video include lines like: "I like the way you make your body move. C'mon, girl...See how long it takes to make your panties mine...I'll add some foreplay in just to make it fun. I want to stick my index finger in your anus."
Even while acknowledging the circumstances of the case, Judge William C. Marietti scolded and punished Emory. "There seems to be a generational divide," the judge admitted, "with younger folks basically saying, 'What's the big deal,?' and folks more my inclination outraged." In the words of a prosecutor, Emory's "poor judgement left a wake of victims."
In his defense, Emory's attorney noted that his client has written somewhere near 50 other songs, none about children or sex in any way. "It was lewd, it was disgusting, it was perverted," said one parent. Another added, "An innocence was taken, something we as parents try very hard to keep, something we hold sacred and dear was taken from the kids."
For the record, the number one song on the iTunes charts at the moment features the lines: "Tell me what's next/ Alien sex/ I'mma disrobe you/ then I'mma probe you." If we were to guess, children are far more likely to have heard this song than anything ever recorded by Evan Emory, who is not currently on any charts."

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runnin..._joke_song.php


can anyone find that video? oh and your thoughts?

[Chun Liroy]

Quick, send every rapper to jail!

[Yugl]

Good riddance.

[Vandole]

http://www.powersiteblog.com/wp-cont...-preaching.jpg

[tyven]

an innocence was taken? wtf?

[Dimmauk]

For the record, the number one song on the iTunes charts at the moment features the lines: "Tell me what's next/ Alien sex/ I'mma disrobe you/ then I'mma probe you." If we were to guess, children are far more likely to have heard this song than anything ever recorded by Evan Emory, who is not currently on any charts."

LOL true.

[Ragnus]

Court system is fucked up. No big news here. Too bad he didn't have enough money to get a slap on the wrist.

[Blubbartron]

Jesus christ I hate America sometimes. I can't even begin describe my utter disgust for the parents that think children were harmed in any way, shape, or form.

[BadKarma]

Something something government taking away freedom of speech. Fuck old people

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[Nevex]

Jesus christ I hate America sometimes. I can't even begin describe my utter disgust for the parents that think children were harmed in any way, shape, or form.

What about the guy who posted that video? Where did he take that idea from? The most reasonable answer is "from another video like that".
Those parents simply didn't want to take the risk that their own children would end up repeating the same idiocy.

[Alleya]

What about the guy who posted that video? Where did he take that idea from? The most reasonable answer is "from another video like that".
Those parents simply didn't want to take the risk that their own children would end up repeating the same idiocy.

This man is right. We need to silence and destroy every idea that could conceivably be harmful before it's too late.

[BadKarma]

What about the guy who posted that video? Where did he take that idea from? The most reasonable answer is "from another video like that".
Those parents simply didn't want to take the risk that their own children would end up repeating the same idiocy.

Idiocy? He wasnt being an idiot. He was judged way to harshly by our retarded court system. Nothing should have happened at all. Half the stuff on YT is way worse
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[aduidarnenye]

Wasn't there an episode of Friends where Phoebe went to kids groups and sang songs about death and sex?

I'm pretty sure there was.

[Headspace]

My kid was so distraught about Mr Emory's raunchy song that he could barely find the motivation to play Gears of War this afternoon.

[Kaslo]

Court system is fucked up. No big news here. Too bad he didn't have enough money to get a slap on the wrist.

Court system isn't fucked up. State legislatures that try to legislate "morality" are.

[dejet]

Wasn't there an episode of Friends where Phoebe went to kids groups and sang songs about death and sex?

I'm pretty sure there was.

I think we could find 1000 TV shows like this. Look at CTN. And im not talking about Adult swim. That new show adventure time seems crazy at times. Iv never watched it but that commercial looks very odd... Dogs like licking an ass or something?

I could give two shits what kids see. this is one of the reasons kids are so fucked up. Sex/nudity is not bad... ill say it again like TheKoolAidMan said. FUCK OLD PEOPLE

edit: I really want to go into gamestop and poll the fucking 5 year olds that buy GTA, GoW, HALO, ME,DAO. see how many of them get their games because their mom and dad gave them the money or bought it for them.

edit 2: even better when I think about what im told by my mother/father/whoever is older then 50. I think about this and just blow it off.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodstock_Festival

[aduidarnenye]

I could give two shits what kids see. this is one of the reasons kids are so fucked up. Sex/nudity is not bad.

I would think that sex and nudity would be better for kids than violence. Most kids are sexually mature around 14-15 (girls especially) and I think that it's not going to hurt them mentally to learn something about sex (not that they should be having sex on a regular basis but they should probably know something).

I dunno, I don't think kids really care. I didn't even know I had an actual vagina until I was 10 or 11 and I thought that boys just peed out of their penises until sometime later. They aren't things one goes digging about looking for or thinking about when there are Barbies to be played with.

[Dimmauk]

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile...9099_510_n.jpg

[Thoronas]

How the fuck did he get 60 days in jail for this? His lawyer must have been fucking terrible.

[SwampdonkeyPLD]

The teacher who let him film the classroom empty also lost his job w/o knowing what the ultimate goal was.