The skin of gays is dirtier than straight men's.

[Alleya]

Fact.

Also: using the same loofah as another man is gross. Using a woman's loofah is fine, and carries even less risk of STDs.

[Alleya]

Kuya why do you hurt me when all I give you is love.

[Charismatic]

Look, no one wants to share their dead dickskin with another dude.
Vag skin is okay though, OBVIOUSLY.

So, risk of STDs aside, it's better to share with a woman.

[Charismatic]

Then there's the fact that the bitch BETTER only be on your dick or there'll be some fucking problems, so yeah... less risk of STDs.

[Charismatic]

You don't share a loofah with a sloot, you just don't.

[Alleya]

You require your female roommates to be monogamous to you, even if you're not having sex with them?

Also, have you smelled/looked at vaginas? It's a tough call which is nastier.

[Mertron]

i dont use a loofah, i just pour the body wash on myself

[Mertron]

fags

[Kuya]

gays carry aids on their skin

[Charismatic]

You require your female roommates to be monogamous to you, even if you're not having sex with them?

Also, have you smelled/looked at vaginas? It's a tough call which is nastier.

female roomates I'm not having sex with..? bizarro world?

[Alleya]

Kuya my theory is that AIDS is what causes homosexuality. The gays come and recruit straight men into gay sex and give them AIDS, which makes the straight man who made that choice believe he was born gay in order to excuse his own recruitment thereafter, allowing him to spread the virus. If evolution wasn't a god-hating lie, I'd almost say it was like a survival mechanism for the AIDS virus.

[Kuya]

i don't care i just want some ass

[Alleya]

No Kuya, that's the AIDS talking! Come to jesus, he'll save you from this.

[Kuya]

does jesus have a plump bootie

[Alleya]

Huh. You know, that's a good question. If you ask a christian that and they say no, then they're kind of dissing Jesus, and that's not cool. But if they say yes, then that makes them gay, and that's a sin.

It's like one of those paradoxical questions that makes robot heads explode in the movies.

[Kuya]

I hope it works on daleks

[Kuya]

someone remind me when i trolled cephius

[Rocl]

everyday

[Charismatic]

wat

[Rocl]

p. sure cephius is trolled by breathing