-psst-
..Buddy -- hey buddy, didja hear? It's Gearbox man... they're targeting their already existing customers, right? Giving out free chances at otherwise unavailable loot, while at the same time testing the server strain which is -- get this: utilized to give out more free otherwise unavailable loot
I know I know, it's weird, it's too good to be true. I was talking to myself the other day and I says, it's a trick man. Yeah!! Oh I agree, he said. And I'm like, anyone that disagrees with me will be met with passive aggressive sarcastic compliments! Any further dissent will be met with accusations of being from a sub-forum where surely they all agree with one another and like each other equally and support each other automatically!!!
Don't get me wrong, I'm obviously intrigued and annoyed simultaneously, therefore I am going to participate and try to get these corporate scum key codes which I actively sought out myself on someone's twitter I follow, but OH MAN AM I GONNA HATE IT (them not me) FOR GIVING ME FREE STUFF AND ANNOYING ME.