Listen up, mouthbreathers: there are t-shirts, and then there are t-shirts with BlueGartr and like a dragon-y thing with a fucking sword on them, and one of these is more metal than the other one. Fuck, the dude who designed the dragon-thing is named Millionsknives. That is like, at least five more knives than any of you have dealt with today. Imagine having a t-shirt with the power of millions of knives fucking grinding itself right into the goddamn cotton. I shouldn't have to sell a fucking dragon, but the correlation between a goddamn dragon and Vikings is so fucking correlated I'm not even going to link you to a Wiki article, I'm just going to assume you know what the fuck. This fucking t-shirt is like unto a Viking with a million knives (or more, content may have settled during shipping) plus a fucking dragon and/or metal. This is also the Official T-Shirt of the BlueGartr PunchFiting League, and we are fucking ten-hojillion and zero for punching things like: stupid, your face, Russians, and like, anything that looks like it needs a good punch.
Order this t-shirt today, because you do not want to see the IslaReich bakesale.