i was about to listen to a perfect circle the other day, but then i just decided to punch myself in the crotch with a slab of black forest ham instead. same level of enjoyment
How do you punch yourself in the balls with ham?
You take the ham, wrap it around your fist, then punch yourself. Duh
Elvis usually uses ham to chase jews away.
does that mean jews want my package
better keep a spray bottle around to fend off the jews if they come too close to your package
you mean hit the jews with a small bottle and spread water?
the only positive to come from this thread is isanyoneup.com
http://isanyoneup.com/wp-content/upl...6/gnarlo10.gif
Fucking lost it.
How would I find awesome websites without you tyven?!
and I only knew because a girl from my HS ended up on here and thedirty.com
shits cash