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    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis View Post
    Hanson > A Perfect Circle
    I think this nig is trollin

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    i was about to listen to a perfect circle the other day, but then i just decided to punch myself in the crotch with a slab of black forest ham instead. same level of enjoyment

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    How do you punch yourself in the balls with ham?

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    You take the ham, wrap it around your fist, then punch yourself. Duh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis View Post
    You take the ham, wrap it around your fist, then punch yourself. Duh
    Ah

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    Elvis usually uses ham to chase jews away.

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    does that mean jews want my package

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    better keep a spray bottle around to fend off the jews if they come too close to your package

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    you mean hit the jews with a small bottle and spread water?

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    the only positive to come from this thread is isanyoneup.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moss View Post
    the only positive to come from this thread is isanyoneup.com
    THIS IS WHY YOU ARE MY ACE SIR.

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    How would I find awesome websites without you tyven?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadKarma View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by BadKarma View Post
    Face it, if shes never had a boyfriend. Shes never spread her legs either. You know this to be true
    What planet are you from? I'd give a 50/50 shot at best if she's say... 20... each year beyond 20, I'd drop the chance she's a virgin by 6%... so if she's 26, 14% chance she's a virgin... and it drops off a bit more slowly after that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moss View Post
    How would I find awesome websites without you tyven?!
    Nigga passin' off shit I gave him.

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    and I only knew because a girl from my HS ended up on here and thedirty.com

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