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  1. #41
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    Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!

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    Also another reason I cannot post the log is simple

    I caught this .xml on MSN then copied it to my USB key and sent it to my PC

    Problem is either my mac or my windows VM wanna open it correctly it keeps saying that the .xml is not valid, so I have to open and read between all the tags and all

    Kinda not fun Wish i had a way to open it correctly on my PC

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    take her back, but declaw her to keep her under control

  3. #43
    we fuckin' stole it man.
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    Obviously you already know she cheated on you, I would just take off for a few days and don't come home and don't answer your phone. Go to a friend's house and play video games till your eyes bleed. If its your house, have the locks changed while she's at work for added effect.

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    The "make her give you head" bit is the best answer in this thread to the exact question posed in OP. Id take it a step further and, after already sneakily obtaining the second key, nut on her face push her out the door and tell her you found out, bitch, whilst turning the lock.

  5. #45

    Agree with most of above posts.

    Change locks/pw'd etc, hide the car so she cant key it and go somewhere for a few days with your phone off.

    Ignore the bitch

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    The only logical thing to do would be to fuck the shit out of her sister

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    Tell her you're dumping her for using the word toon.

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    Best ratatatatapapapapapapapapa thread yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eaglestrike View Post
    1) Ask to make a sex video and do anal.
    2) If she says no, bring up you know she cheated, so do it to win you back.
    3) Dump her anyway, give us pics/video.
    4) SS facebook/e-mail drama rage and post here.
    Also seconding this

  10. #50
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    Sugarfree vs Ratatatata go!

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    I pullout to go pee.
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    Ok this is what is going to happen. If you do not already own one buy a camera. You are then going to go get surgery on your penis to enlarge it, take this newfound extendo penis of yours to her sister and her mom. They normally would be able to ignore your devilishly handsome good looks but now with this new tool for success they give in and have somewhat sloppy sex on camera while they go nuts on each other as well. You are then going to use this shit on your soon to be ex, fuck her hard to the point she is screaming to stop but don't give in...tell her it'll be over soon (it wont). After finishing this masterpiece tell her you want to watch this newly made grade A porn you two just created. Slip in the film of you dualboxing her mom and sister instead. While the bitch stands/sits (with the hardness you just fucked her dear god she better not be able to sit) with her mouth open gently shove her ass out the goddamn door.

    P.S. Before doing any of this change the fucking locks, move your car.

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    "I'm going to fuck your mom"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drex View Post
    "I'm going to fuck you're mom"
    Fixd

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    Cosign ignoring her completely, but give her the silent treatment. If she calls you, just pick up the phone and breath. If she's at your house, just act like she's not. It'll drive her nuts. She'll want to know why and eventually admit it, that or stop coming around all together. Mind games are where its at, man. Drama wont work.

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    Well she woke up, confronted her. AND

    Shes gone one thing fixed

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    I pullout to go pee.
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    Does that mean you'll come play ffxi with me again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratatapa View Post
    Well she woke up, confronted her. AND

    Shes gone one thing fixed

    WHY DIDNT YOU FIST HER FIRST

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    Shoulda changed her facebook pic to goatse

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    Quote Originally Posted by bechyni View Post
    Does that mean you'll come play ffxi with me again?
    Doubt it lol

    Anyway you never loved me


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    I love that ratatatapapapapapa makes advice thread, gets advice then doesn't listen to any of it

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