Convincing Someone to get an Abortion

[Kuya]

Fassbender is so dreamy

[archibaldcrane]

What fucking white girl in grad school has a trap baby with a black guy?

Holy shit she is doing it wrong.

The only way this can work, and I'm being serious here: Take a photo of your friend, preferably with a bandanna on, gang signs are a plus. Email it to every one of her relatives (facebook helps here) with the title "This man just impregnated your daughter" (probably replace daughter with the appropriate relation depending on the relative to avoid confusion). Wait for the inevitable racist fallout that every white family has. Pray she does the right thing.

[Antithesis]

And people act like being gay doesn't have its perks. Good luck with convincing your friend, Flyven.

[Darus Grey]

Archibald has probably given the best advice possible for the situation.

[bigrougabagel]

The only way this can work, and I'm being serious here: Take a photo of your friend, preferably with a bandanna on, gang signs are a plus. Email it to every one of her relatives (facebook helps here) with the title "This man just impregnated your daughter" (probably replace daughter with the appropriate relation depending on the relative to avoid confusion). Wait for the inevitable racist fallout that every white family has. Pray she does the right thing.

Better just use CS's pic from the glamor shot thread.

[Deejay]

What fucking white girl in grad school has a trap baby with a black guy?

Holy shit she is doing it wrong.

The only way this can work, and I'm being serious here: Take a photo of your friend, preferably with a bandanna on, gang signs are a plus. Email it to every one of her relatives (facebook helps here) with the title "This man just impregnated your daughter" (probably replace daughter with the appropriate relation depending on the relative to avoid confusion). Wait for the inevitable racist fallout that every white family has. Pray she does the right thing.

LOL this x1000

[Deejay]

tyven, i'm only asking this cuz we bro's, but do you mind sending me pics of the girl, or letting me know who I should look for on your FB?

i'm only asking cuz he might be feeling like he's trapping her in a way

i mean, she IS white, and in grad school, which probably means she's having mommy and daddy helping her out.

and if he doesn't have anything great going for him in his life, he might be looking at the whole kid situation as a chance to finally do something "noble" with himself, and prove to himself that he's responsible.

[Dimmauk]

She will have the baby, her parents will take care of it while she finishes school, and they all will hope it will become a professional athlete. Tyven's friend will go on to become the best forklift driver in the warehouse he works at.

[tyven]

tyven, i'm only asking this cuz we bro's, but do you mind sending me pics of the girl, or letting me know who I should look for on your FB?

i'm only asking cuz he might be feeling like he's trapping her in a way

i mean, she IS white, and in grad school, which probably means she's having mommy and daddy helping her out.

and if he doesn't have anything great going for him in his life, he might be looking at the whole kid situation as a chance to finally do something "noble" with himself, and prove to himself that he's responsible.

see, i hadnt even considered this because he is such a big dumb goofball. but what if this is all like some awesome plan he crafted up without us knowing. like fucking verbal kent in Usual Suspects. You just blew my fucking mind.

[Nevex]

If they both want the kid nobody else has the right to even say anything against it.

[tyven]

sure i do, you know how hard its gonna be to get someone to move into the bedroom he currently occupies when they have to move in with her parents?

[Kuya]

If they both want the kid nobody else has the right to even say anything against it.

Yea they do.

[Headspace]

Tyven, you want to abort this???

http://vehemmag.com/wp-content/galle...-griffin-2.jpg

[Kuya]

That's leroy.

[Headspace]

That's leroy.

he wishes

[Kuya]

Either way, abort them both.

[Dimmauk]

tyven, i'm only asking this cuz we bro's, but do you mind sending me pics of the girl, or letting me know who I should look for on your FB?

i'm only asking cuz he might be feeling like he's trapping her in a way

i mean, she IS white, and in grad school, which probably means she's having mommy and daddy helping her out.

and if he doesn't have anything great going for him in his life, he might be looking at the whole kid situation as a chance to finally do something "noble" with himself, and prove to himself that he's responsible.

This is what Tyven's friend will say to him after the secret is out:

"Oh, Tyven, it's not what's gotten into me, it's what's gotten into Tiffany! My seed, son! Ha ha h aha! I'm *rich*, bitch! Ha ha ha!"

[Correction]

[Raytheon]

[Dimmauk]