Convincing Someone to get an Abortion

**solanis** · 2011-07-12 14:44

Originally Posted by Hyriu

lol

**Tyche** · 2011-07-12 14:47

Even if you could bank that your kids were going to be professional athletes, there's no assurance of success in the bigs. A friend of mine was drafted 6th overall in the 1999 MLB draft, ahead of barry fucking zito. Kid played zero games and now he's working as a CNA in a hospital making about $10 an hour.

Moral? Have girls, scholarship an irrelevant sport via title IX. My girls gon be track stars!

**Dimmauk** · 2011-07-12 14:53

Y'all know that women are absolutely miserable when they are pregnant right? Everyone is acting like the dude is having the bab. lol
He shouldn't feel bad about being a stereotype.

**archibaldcrane** · 2011-07-12 14:55

Your friend shouldn't have gotten lit up like a birthday cake in A-ball lol.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/mi...d=girdle001jos

**Tyche** · 2011-07-12 14:58

He got drunk, broke his hand, and was never the same. Then he had to have Tommy Johns. At least that's what he tells me, and he certainly has the scars to back it up.

**solanis** · 2011-07-12 14:59

Originally Posted by Dimmauk

Y'all know that women are absolutely miserable when they are pregnant right? Everyone is acting like the dude is having the bab. lol
He shouldn't feel bad about being a stereotype.

he'll be feeling pretty awful paying for it in child support

you guys should join our team, we only have children when we want them and even then, only cute/smart ones

**archibaldcrane** · 2011-07-12 15:11

Originally Posted by solanis

you guys should join our team, we only have children when we want them and even then, only cute/smart ones

There are plenty of ugly jew babies.

**Dimmauk** · 2011-07-12 15:13

Originally Posted by solanis

he'll be feeling pretty awful paying for it in child support

you guys should join our team, we only have children when we want them and even then, only cute/smart ones

Do you know any black people? They dont pay child support LOL

**archibaldcrane** · 2011-07-12 15:14

Originally Posted by Tyche

He got drunk, broke his hand, and was never the same. Then he had to have Tommy Johns. At least that's what he tells me, and he certainly has the scars to back it up.

Shouldn't have blown his 1.7M signing bonus lol.

**Ansems** · 2011-07-12 15:14

tell him he has to deal with the baby mama for the rest of his life.

**solanis** · 2011-07-12 15:15

Originally Posted by Dimmauk

Do you know any black people? They dont pay child support LOL

none of them?

Originally Posted by archibaldcrane

There are plenty of ugly jew babies.

one of us is being whooshed but I'm not sure which

**Dimmauk** · 2011-07-12 15:18

Originally Posted by solanis

none of them?

one of us is being whooshed but I'm not sure which

LOL

Yeah none

**solanis** · 2011-07-12 15:19

Originally Posted by Dimmauk

LOL

Yeah none

damn son

**Raytheon** · 2011-07-12 15:24

Originally Posted by AidenCarby

This is why we celebrate periods as if they were motherfucking birthday parties.

Fucking LOL

**archibaldcrane** · 2011-07-12 15:29

Originally Posted by solanis

one of us is being whooshed but I'm not sure which

It's you, my silly homo friend.

**Gredival** · 2011-07-12 15:29

Originally Posted by AoE

I thought 16 and pregnant encouraged having kids not discouraged it.

Well it plants this idea in a lot of stupid idiots that if they have a kid they can have TV fame, but you can tell that Dr. Drew has a lot of disdain for young pregnancies and irresponsible sex.

There's this one clip where he asks them all "So who uses condoms?" and he sighs and facepalms when no one raises their hand.

**Dimmauk** · 2011-07-12 15:33

Originally Posted by Kuya

Either way, abort them both.

I hate to agree with Kuya, but I agree with this. Hell Abort all three of them.

**solanis** · 2011-07-12 15:35

Originally Posted by archibaldcrane

It's you, my silly homo friend.

my nigga

**Raytheon** · 2011-07-12 15:37

Have you tried simply asking her?

"Hey, I was thinking maybe you should get an abortion."

See where it goes from there.

**Rocl** · 2011-07-12 15:46

Originally Posted by Raytheon

Have you tried simply asking her?

"Hey, I was thinking maybe you should get an abortion."

See where it goes from there.

If you care about having a relationship with the soon-to-be-mother this conversation has the potential to go terribly wrong.

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