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  1. #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by solanis View Post
    tbh but I've never heard of a story like this in the states
    Yeah...I was wondering if Sol lived under a rock or was a wee lil' lad then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Selamis View Post
    So wait, did they find a recently dead man's dick and attach it to him?
    Excuse me, i know you're upset about your husband, and i'm very sorry for your loss, but is there any chance we could get you to allow us to take his penis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gadritan View Post
    Yeah...I was wondering if Sol lived under a rock or was a wee lil' lad then.
    yeah I was like... four when that happened, just a lil' dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by Selamis View Post
    So wait, did they find a recently dead man's dick and attach it to him? Pretty sure if she threw his real dick into the garbage disposal and turned it on, it might not be of use to him anymore or something he would even want since I'm sure it was pretty mangled lol.
    Um what? Emergency surgery =/= reattachment surgery. They probably had to tie off the bleeding and do some skin grafting.

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    When I read it for some reason I just assumed they were talking about reattachment, didn't even cross my mind for anything else. Muh bad.

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    Edit: late, but yeah no transplant, lol.

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    I'd hate to be the resident (or med student) assigned to that case. Sympathy pain.

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    Oh god I had a boner from this chick on TV and instantly lost it after read this shit. Women think this shit is fair, it's not. Let us be able to pull your vagina out and put it in a blender and then you can call this fair treatment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CailIfrit View Post
    When I saw the title, I knew the person that cut it off had to be Asian. They seriously have like no respect for the dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    When I saw the title, I knew the person that cut it off had to be Asian. They seriously have like no respect for the dick.
    Asian dick isn't large enough to demand respect

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    I'd probably find her and kill her if that were my dick.

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    lol that looks like my friend's mom

    Edit:
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    all look alike, etc

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    she looka like a man

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    DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY










    I wish this was reversed somehow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Furtwangler View Post
    I wish this was reversed somehow
    Solanis coming to post his outrage in 3, 2...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    arr rook arike, etc
    fix'd

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