Dilated Anus

[Cream Soda]

http://images.freethinker.co.uk/uplo...lic-priest.jpg
The photo that got Fr Torres on the wrong side of the bishop

According to this report, the bishop now wants the priest to abandon his parish in the Madrid dormitory town of Fuenlabrada, undergo a psychiatric cure, and take an HIV test.

Torres responded by saying he intends going to Rome to show that he is being expelled from his parish unfairly.

The priest, who insists that her and the 28-year-old with whom he was photographed on a trip to Fátima are just good friends, and threw down this challenge:

Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated.

He said his mum hadn’t stopped crying over what has happened.

Locals say that the priest is a very humane person, dedicated to helping others. More than 1,000 signatures have been gathered in his support.

lol'd

Edit:
Lol /ma dia <t>

Can change title to dilated if you want if not idc. ffxi on the mind

[Rhinox]

Thought this was gonna be a post about the seat falling off your bike and how long can you ride the shaft before anus becomes dilated.

But seeing as its not...

[Moss]

/thread

[pogejr]

Alas, I was hoping for a classic CS thread involving anal shenanigans.

[Tonko]

Title fixed and LOL people who think an anus gets dilated from buttsecks.

[Zeb]

Do we need to merge all of CS's "shitty" threads into one big one like Wop's?

[grantlogan]

The guy on the right has a giant head.

[Vandole]

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-03...6635082916.jpg

let the thread die so this nigra can be free

[Rhinox]

well technically this doesn't fall into the category of his other threads which can be summed up as "I'm a Stereotype(and so can you!)"

[Charismatic]

Somehow not disappointed.

[jmc]

Thought this was gonna be a post about the seat falling off your bike and how long can you ride the shaft before anus becomes dilated.

But seeing as its not...

Winna..........

[Hakataka]

what the shit

[ClarkSammich]

Rhinox, what's the portly fellow in your sigatar from

also, to be sure, they would need to check both of their anuses for dilation because gays are crafty.
it's the only way to be sure.

[Cream Soda]

Didn't have to do anything besides read the thread title to know who made this shit-hole of a thread.

You'll make a great detective

[Byrd]

I'm pretty sure I saw Dilated Anus in concert once.

[archibaldcrane]

The priest, who insists that her and the 28-year-old with whom he was photographed on a trip to Fátima are just good friends, and threw down this challenge:

THREAD IS CONFUSING.