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  1. 2011-07-20 18:51 #21
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    this also
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  3. 2011-07-20 19:07 #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Derock View Post
    If she's filipino, I'd be more worried about her having a dick than being a dinosaur.
    I think that's Thailand man. Filipino women of the night have dirty used vaginas by age 12
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  4. 2011-07-20 19:16 #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    has she hit that asian barrier yet? you know... dont age dont age dont age DINOSAUR
    http://www.geekinheels.com/wp-conten...ing.jpg?9d7bd4
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  5. 2011-07-20 19:44 #25
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    lol'd harder than I should have.

    also, seconding/thirding/fifteenthing/whatever... is she hot?
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  6. 2011-07-20 19:48 #26
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    Oh man, the best of luck getting an old Phillipino lady to do anything other than get her money scammed out from under her.
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  7. 2011-07-20 19:52 #27
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    How about a cooking class?
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    No offense, I've never seen a hot filipino before.

    And I went to college.
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    Call Doctor Tran, I hear he specializes in good old fashioned Dickings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ohemgee View Post
    No offense, I've never seen a hot filipino before.

    And I went to college.
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    Help her start a tarantula collection.
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  15. 2011-07-20 22:30 #35
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    pimp her out, it gives both of you a hobby
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  16. 2011-07-20 22:34 #36
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    How about job ideas? Anyone know what kind of jobs she can target? Maybe someone that regularly hire seniors? She's not very sociable so WalMart greeter is out.


    Quote Originally Posted by Gregorio View Post
    I keep reading this as "My Mom Needs a Hubby".
    I will settle for this too. Although I wanna bleach my brain with the thought of her having sex.

    Quote Originally Posted by Akiyama View Post
    is she hot?
    She is 66 and looks like the "Age 60-70" lady in this picture. You be the judge.
    http://www.geekinheels.com/wp-conten...ing.jpg?9d7bd4

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    Pretty much.
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  17. 2011-07-21 08:11 #37
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    My mother started babbysitting few years ago and she loves it.
    She also stopped ranting about grandchildren after that.
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  18. 2011-07-21 18:20 #38
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    ewww, she's super old. pass
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  19. 2011-07-21 18:41 #39
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    Yeah, much too old for my blood.
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  20. 2011-07-21 20:15 #40
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