Real life pic thread 2: Electric Boogaloo

[vagus]

We know better.

Yep.

I'll fall for the trap. Did they touch your abs CS?


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[Cream Soda]

Mandy has at some point before, but not this weekend. Anya, not that I remember; and I didn't even get pass out drunk this con.

I can't quite remember who it was but Calvin(Taller version of me. Black weeb that lifts) and I were laughing our asses off at someone who went to touch my nipple pasties and asked "Why is your chest so tight?"

[Blubbartron]

Mandy has at some point before, but not this weekend. Anya, not that I remember; and I didn't even get pass out drunk this con.

I can't quite remember who it was but Calvin(Taller version of me. Black weeb that lifts) and I were laughing our asses off at someone who went to touch my nipple pasties and asked "Why is your chest so tight?"

Did you slap their hand away and shout COSPLAY IS NOT CONSENT?

[Zetanio]

Did you slap their hand away and shout COSPLAY IS NOT CONSENT?

Fucking lol.

[Cream Soda]

lol'd irl

[Spicyryan]

another 4 days of drunkness

Probably the only way I would let either of those women sandwich me.

[Viq]

Probably the only way I would let either of those women sandwich me.

This guy right here is full of shit. Real talk, he would totally get with either of those girls, and is mad that CS didn't

[Viq]

inb4 dude make up some bullshit to safe face

[dasva]

This guy right here is full of shit. Real talk, he would totally get with either of those girls, and is mad that CS didn't

I thought he was too busy getting back with his ex or something

[Zetanio]

I thought he was too busy getting back with his ex or something

or travelling around Europe being a sadsack.

[Gokulo]

I wanted to post that alpha male paragraph but I'm too lazy to look for it.

[Viq]

I wanted to posted that alpha male paragraph but I'm too lazy to look for it.

Playing with my girl's tittties in the club, etc.

[Day]

I would be fucking stunned to find out he's ever been close to a situation where 2 women sandwiched him.

[Cream Soda]

I wanted to post that alpha male paragraph but I'm too lazy to look for it.

Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym tonight. First of all, I just got out of the shower with my bitch Sandy. She's 90 pounds, 5'3 and the has the body and face of a goddess. You know how I pulled her? By being the alpha male. Something you nerds don't know shit about. All you know about is sandworm and ixion, while I'm out there in the club popping bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the finest dimes in Jersey.
Did I fuck my bitch in the shower just a minute ago? Yea, it was clutch, and that bitch would never cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it to her so good. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, pussy.
I am the most attractive man any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I bench 240 pounds now and do 2,500 sit-ups a day. My abs are hard as a rock and my dick is the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to fucks with a real boss, not a chump change coward like yourself. Just playin, you ain't even got a girl. All you got is FFXI. You play that shit, imma be playing with my girls tits in the club.

^

[Anoat]

It takes BG an average of two posts or less before a poster goes all "elbows too pointy, 2/10 would not bang" on most women that wouldn't give them the time of day.

[Tokitoki]

It takes BG an average of two posts or less before a poster goes all "elbows too pointy, 2/10 would not bang" on most women that wouldn't give them the time of day.

Anoat doesn't like people with shingles. 1/10 - would not bang.

[NynJa]

If you tell yourself that CS probably got blackout drunk, smashed, and doesnt remember doing it, it makes sense. It has to, right?

[BaneTheBrawler]

maybe someone started a rumor that CS is gay and so all his RL friends think he's into dudes, so the girls think he's the "safe" guy and climb all over him and they legit don't want the D because they think he's gay. and since he's CS, he doesn't put out the body language that he's interested, or pick it up when they do so, thus confirming the rumor.

[Tyrath]

He could use that though. Some girls will have sex with gay guys because they don't consider it to "count" for the number of guys they have slept with.

[thetruepandagod]

CS is the sex version of what we want in regards to our nuclear weapons.

A total lack of escalation.