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  1. #8721
    Member since 2006 and still can't think of a title.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    From my vasectomy party last night

    That moment when you realize that more people went to CS's Vasectomy party then my 20th High School Reunion (which I did not go to).

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    Am I the only one who can only see THE TOOTH?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeb View Post
    Am I the only one who can only see THE TOOTH?
    Most people too busy looking at the girls on either side

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    Well, actually, the vasectomy is cheaper than any reputable bike.

    Secondly, when was the last time you heard a poor CS story? It's been like 5 years since the last time I didn't have utilities and was shitting in my back yard. It's called making progress, lol. Unless you expected me to stay in that position for the rest of my life.
    I recently got a Tokul 1 from Raleigh Bikes and find that it's well worth the $500 sticker price. Hardtail with disc brakes, Kenda tires and a really solid shifter. It's a mountain bike, not a road bike, but they do make road bikes as well if you're only interested in commuting.

  5. #8725
    i should really shut up
    You can safely ignore me I am a troll

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    Quote Originally Posted by dasva View Post
    Most people too busy looking at the girls on either side
    Idk, I had trouble finding the girls in that sea of dudes celebrating another guy's genitals.

  6. #8726
    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    Was probably a 60/50 or 55/45 ratio of guys to dudes, counting everyone who showed up; and had over 40 show up all together at some point in the night.

    Half the people were in the designated smoking room the whole night having a weed session, lol.

    Then had the videogame crowd in my room, etc. etc.

    Spoiler: show


    Landlord's son showed up at some point (they live next door) when he heard the noise, came in and got him some drinks, walked up to my room into a room of 8-10 of the guests watching hentai on my PC. He was just like "I've seen anime dick before" got himself a drink and went home, lmao

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    Girl with the bag of shrimp crackers is mad cute. Making me want to head south.



    Respect for having groups of friends that big; I've got like 2-4 people I talk to on any sort of regular basis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    Was probably a 60/50 or 55/45 ratio of guys to dudes
    i bet it was

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    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitarman View Post
    Girl with the bag of shrimp crackers is mad cute. Making me want to head south.



    Respect for having groups of friends that big; I've got like 2-4 people I talk to on any sort of regular basis.


    It's basically all the people I party with at anime cons. I'm over in St. Pete and every time we throw one of these, a giant group drives down from Orlando, we have a lot from Tampa, and then we usually have 1-2 cars who come over from west palm beach, lol.

    They always come out for the occasion, but that's def not my Friday night "oh I'm bored, who wants to hang out". Lol anything short notice like that and I probably have that same 2-4 you do

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    The girl hiding behind the waifu pillow giving mad over attached gf vibes lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    It's basically all the people I party with at anime cons. I'm over in St. Pete and every time we throw one of these, a giant group drives down from Orlando, we have a lot from Tampa, and then we usually have 1-2 cars who come over from west palm beach, lol.

    They always come out for the occasion, but that's def not my Friday night "oh I'm bored, who wants to hang out". Lol anything short notice like that and I probably have that same 2-4 you do

    haha. Ok, fair. Still looks fun.



    The girl hiding behind the waifu pillow giving mad over attached gf vibes lol

    I would be totally ok with that. I'm next to get snipped so damage to me is minimal.

  12. #8732
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    why the fuck yall gettin snipped anyway, sperm mobility/health are reaching new all time lows every single year.

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    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    oh, ya'll talking about Kenzie (left) lol

    She did GoT at Metrocon a few weeks ago, lol

    Spoiler: show

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    Offer of dick rescinded. At least in that outfit.

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    She got the Dany look with the Margery smirk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dotsudoku View Post
    She got the Dany look with the Margery smirk
    I'd hit her up with some Podrick level game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    why the fuck yall gettin snipped anyway, sperm mobility/health are reaching new all time lows every single year.

    One too many scares and close calls. Chances of me ever getting married when I absolutely despise the thought of kids is slim to none, so..

  18. #8738
    Because She's the woman Blue Gartr deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitarman View Post
    One too many scares and close calls. Chances of me ever getting married when I absolutely despise the thought of kids is slim to none, so..
    Don't let anyone try to convince you it's the wrong idea. There's too much bullshit from both sides and I have friends I adore who have kids but after 15 minutes around them I'm ready to give them back lol. It's a personal choice and it's not just women like myself who get questions constantly.
    The only maternal instinct I ever had was for baby animals , I'm quite happy with fur babies being the only ones I have. I'll be getting s tubal either late this year or sometime best year as I have an IUD.l currently that I wish I did 5 years ago. Though it's primarily for cervical cancer prevention since I can't physically get pregnant or carry to term due to confirmed fertility issues.

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    I appreciate it. It's not an easy choice to make, i've gotten every single permutation of 'oh you'll change your mind when you meet the right woman" or "you say that but it'll be different when it's yours, or it just happens". I'm like, no. I legitimately get nauseated thinking about having my own little snot factory tied around my ankle. I have a 3 year old nephew who I love him and all but he's infuriating to be around. The family lets him get away with murder and It drives me up a wall. I can't get myself neutered fast enough.

  20. #8740
    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    Easy for me too. If someone else wants to hype up having kids so much, they can have another one, lol

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