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  1. #8701
    Atheist Douchebag.
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    Didn't watch. That's gross.

  2. #8702
    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    It's 9pm i should probably eat something lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    I shoulda died when I was 15, so as far as I'm concerned, I got 14 extra years, lol (split my head open in 2 places, one of which was deep enough to see my skull)
    Didn't you go eat McDonald's cause you thought it was your last meal?

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    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Didn't you go eat McDonald's cause you thought it was your last meal?
    nah that was accident 3.

    I went to mcdonalds because i was hungry, lol. Accidnent 3 (and 2-6, I was like "oh shit, wasn't as bad as the first. I'll be fine)

  5. #8705
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    Corrupting the children of tomorrow while retaining about 10lbs of water cuz of all the fried chicken and BBQ I've eaten this week.


  6. #8706
    Black Guy from Predator.
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    HI SATH

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    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    From my vasectomy party last night


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    real talk, it took me 5 seconds to find you in the picture. even though you in middle.


    also, why get a vasectomy if you never have sex?

  9. #8709
    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adajer View Post
    real talk, it took me 5 seconds to find you in the picture. even though you in middle.


    also, why get a vasectomy if you never have sex?
    Pre-emptive strike.

  10. #8710
    Tekki's Bitch
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    who the blonde?

  11. #8711
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    does she lack dick?

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    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    does she lack dick?
    Correct; she's looking at getting a tubal herself, lol so we'll probably end up throwing another party for that

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    who the blonde?

    Move over! I saw her first. The asian next to him too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    From my vasectomy party last night

    You really should try smashing more girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    Correct; she's looking at getting a tubal herself, lol so we'll probably end up throwing another party for that
    Send her my way fam, a girl with tubes tied is the dream.

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    i should really shut up
    You can safely ignore me I am a troll

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    From my vasectomy party last night
    Can't afford a bike, gets a vasectomy.

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    Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
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    EDIT: wrong thread for wrong train of throught

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    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spicyryan View Post
    Can't afford a bike, gets a vasectomy.
    Well, actually, the vasectomy is cheaper than any reputable bike.

    Secondly, when was the last time you heard a poor CS story? It's been like 5 years since the last time I didn't have utilities and was shitting in my back yard. It's called making progress, lol. Unless you expected me to stay in that position for the rest of my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    Well, actually, the vasectomy is cheaper than any reputable bike.

    Secondly, when was the last time you heard a poor CS story? It's been like 5 years since the last time I didn't have utilities and was shitting in my back yard. It's called making progress, lol. Unless you expected me to stay in that position for the rest of my life.

  20. #8720
    Because She's the woman Blue Gartr deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitarman View Post
    Move over! I saw her first. The asian next to him too.
    Pfft get in line I saw the them on Facebook first

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