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    Funny/bad pick up lines

    So my friends and I are planning to go out to bars and play a game where we tell each other what pick up lines we have to use. So I'm trying to come up with a list of some funny ones I can make them say. I have a few in mind, but I'm looking for some more so if anyone has any suggestions feel free to throw them out.

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    Thanks brah. I have found a bunch online.

    Sometimes people have some original ones, however, and wanted to see if anyone had any fun ones to share.

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    Sup babe <pop Collar> Wanna go back to my dorm room for a drink or sumpin'?
    OH MY GOD SADIE <run up squealing> YOU LOST WEIGHT AND DIED YOUR HAIR!
    or if you really arent trying to get to know anyone, just pick an obvious fault, approch and attack

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    My ex's brother walked up to a girl and asked her if she uses cabs. When she said yes, he asked her if she fucked in cabs.

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    Hey, you're not supposed to talk with your mouth full.
    >>Huh? My mouth isn't full.
    It should be.

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    Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is really fucked up.

    Personal favorite.

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    are you a farmer, cause you sure can raise my cock

    do you work at subway, cause you just gave me a foot long


    yeah bad pickup lines are frowned upon but ones that are truely lame will put a smile on anyones face, inb4 goodtime

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    there was a thread like this awhile ago, and i forgot what poster said it, but my favorite was:
    "does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

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    how long can you hold your breath for

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    if i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and I together

    and then I would put a T in the middle

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    hey you going home alone tonight? you shouldn't, you might get raped.

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    My personal favorite
    Wanna go for a pizza and a fuck?
    (they say no)
    Go whats the matter don't like pizza?

    1st runner up
    I'd feed you cold corn just to pick it out of your shit.

    2nd Runner up
    I'd crawl across 10,000 miles of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy you fucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbobsonofgod View Post
    My personal favorite
    Wanna go for a pizza and a fuck?
    (they say no)
    Go whats the matter don't like pizza?

    1st runner up
    I'd feed you cold corn just to pick it out of your shit.

    2nd Runner up
    I'd crawl across 10,000 miles of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy you fucked.
    So using that pizza one on my friend next time. She will get a kick out of it.

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    I wanna put you on my towel rack and BAM!

    On a scale of 1-10, how old are you?

    Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a knife; get in my van

    I put the STD in stud. All I need is U

    Rape is such an ugly word. I prefer forced entry

    Nice legs. What time do they open?

    Edit:
    Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you
    Does not work

    Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you
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    Rachel: Huh?
    2 minutes ago · Like

    Rachel: Did you fall off of your bike

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    "Excuse me"
    (pick up sugar packet off of the floor)
    "You dropped your name tag"

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