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LOOK AT THIS MOTHER FUCKING ROOM.
Holy mother fucking shit balls look at all the god damn shit packed into this mother fucking room, it's like a god damn swiss army knife of living spaces.
Jesus titty fucking christ look are those some venus fly traps? god damn those are some sickass plants. Some bitch ass faggot might have a fern or some gay ass shit, this niggas plants will EAT FLYS AND SHIT.
What in the name of gods asshole is that fucker hanging from the ceiling? It's like a discoball fucked an air purifier and destroyed 99% of the bacteria in the air while fucking party rocking. You bet your sweet ass that every day you'll be shufflin.
Oh my ass fucking god, look at that unholy beast from hell of a sound system. It'll rip the clothes off a fine ass woman and knock the bitch unconscious. Have you ever date raped via stereo? Cause this son of goat fucking bitch has.
Holy shit look at this god damn mother fucking modern floor lamps. Those fuckers have dimmers so that you can turn the lights down low and make use of the 2 fucking couches. That fucking wasn't for no pussy ass extreme ad, I literally mean the couches are for fucking a sexy ass hoe on.
"Can you believe she made her color scheme white?" You bet your god damn sagging tits I can believe he made his color scheme white. Fuck you Aunt Matilda it's my wedding and I'll wear white or give the mother fucking groom a hand job at the altar if I fucking feel like it you god damn cunt.
Is that this boss ass mother fuckers dick or a digeridoo? I don't know whether he should play it or smoke it, but either way bitches will be dropping their panties all over the fucking place for that shit.
Awww shit look at the baller tiki bar. As you should already fucking know by now this nigger is going the full 9 yards and if you didn't think that was true when it came to booze then your retarded ass should probably stick a fork in the toaster and ride the lightning.
Jesus christ look at the size of that home server, you probably didn't even see it you noob ass bitch. That fucker is so god damn full of memory that you don't even NEED the internet because you got it all on that fucking monster.
Oh sweaty ball sacks look at all those remotes, you could turn the lights off with your phone if you fucking left them on at work or some shit. There's even some on the god damned plants so that you can get the satisfaction of eating flies and shit your self.
Oh sweet zombie jesus did you miss that fucking space organizer on the shelf? It's like a fucking shelf within a shelf within a shelf. Shelfception up in this bitch. It's like he's a wizard or some shit because he just made room to put shit out of fucking magic.
"JESUS CHRIST ITS A CHEETAH" is what your bitch ass is going to shout, but it's cool. This is the same god damn cheetah that harold and kumar smoked weed with. That mother fucker is the most gangster ass cheetah in the world, and the only one worthy of living with this fly nigga.
Did you see that bad ass mother fucker looking broadsword on the wall? It's like a symbol for power and shit or for DECAPITATING a mother fucker.
Holy fucking repetitive pooping back and forth forever shit, look at the size of that fucking woven basket, the cheetah already is. I don't know what you plan on putting in there but I'm guessing it's your fucking balls or some shit.
DAYUM look at all those fucking books. It's like your robbed a god damn library you crazy ass piece of shit. You need a ladder just to reach some of those little fucks.
Oh my TLDR ran out of things to start these sentences with raptor riding jesus, that art belongs in the god damn Louvre, but the french wouldn't deserve that fucking shit. It's like you found a street artist and was like PAINT A REFLECTION OF MY SOUL and they were like damn that's a tall order and you said I BELIEVE IN YOU and you had a really intense stare down where your eyes met for an extended period (no homo) and their eyes twinkle a little, but then MOTHER FUCKING magic happened.