New Orleans at St Lou: has a team ever scored 62 points in back to back games?
Jacksonville at Houston: Blaine Gabbert has sweet hair
Arizona at Baltimore: There hasn't been an angrier group of black people since The Amistad. Look for the Cardinals to take on the role of Mel Gibson's ex and the Ravens to be that pack of wild niggers he referenced.
Indianapolis at Tennessee: lol
Minnesota at Carolina: Cam Newton is the black Donovan McNabb
Miami at New York Giants: The team that landed the last #1 pick to strong-arm his way out of town is going to anal the team that will lose the next #1 pick to strong-arm his way out of town.
Detroit at Denver: Tim Tebow is a faggot
Washington at Buffalo: John Beck is a faggot
Cincinnati at Seattle: are you serious?
New England at Pittsburgh: Big Ben is a faggot
Cleveland at San Francisco:I bet Patrick Willis and Peyton Hillis have huge dicks.
Dallas at Philadelphia: Andy Reid doesn't lose after byes. Something something sting dey ass
San Diego at Kansas City: Phil Rivers goes 14/35 for 192 yards 1 td and 2 pics while curing aids, delivering a baby, and saving a cat from a tree thats inside of a burning building during an earthquake. Every Sunday is declared Phil Rivers day.