Suing fast food restaurant? Semen on bag?

[Seanr]

I just came back from my lunch break. I went to Checkers (Rallys in some places), and got some Cheddar Bacon Fries. I’m pretty sure I saw semen on the outside of the bag, which I originally thought was maybe mayonnaise or sour cream and they had gotten my order wrong, but no… none of that on the food so I looked at it again. I swear it had that clearish yellow/whiteish color to it, but I’m no scientist. It just grossed me out so I tossed the bag out the window. What should I have done instead? In hindsight, now that I’m sitting at my desk, I’m thinking I should have called maybe non-emergency police in the area and taken a picture or video of it while I was still in the parking lot.

Basically asking what's the procedure should I see some shit like this again, how would I go about proving that it came from them?

[Priran]

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[Chun Liroy]

You have no evidence, do you expect to have a case at all?

[guartz]

In hindsight you should have avoided fast food.

[Seanr]

Well the bag is sitting next to the dumpster in the Mc'Ds parking lot because I'm a shitty thrower while driving. I don't expect to sue them now since I tossed the shit. But what if I encounter such shit in the future?

In hindsight you should have avoided fast food.

this is true.

[Ohemgee]

Are you sure its not your own skeet skeet?

[foopy]

I get a good chuckle everytime you post because of the pic I made for you that you are now using as your sig.

Also, inb4 special sauce jokes.

[Seanr]

Are you sure its not your own skeet skeet?

I have not masturbated yet today sir, actually I’m seeing one of my girls tonight, so I may not even have to

I get a good chuckle everytime you post because of the pic I made for you that you are now using as your sig.

Also, inb4 special sauce jokes.

ty sir

[Tweek]

i like that you expect to receive more bags with semen on them and are looking to see how you should react in the future.

Spoiler: show

it's unlikely it was even semen you paranoid freak

[Diamicles]

holy shit rallys/checkers is still in business? talk about some gross ass fast food.

[Odon]

holy shit rallys/checkers is still in business? talk about some gross ass fast food.

You mean best fries ever

[Seanr]

i like that you expect to receive more bags with semen on them and are looking to see how you should react in the future.

lmao

it's unlikely it was even semen you paranoid freak

I have sex a lot, I see my own cum a lot, It looked pretty damn similar. What food product or by product could it possibly be?

[Pirian]

Should have tasted it to make sure it was semen. That was really the only way.

[avelle]

holy shit rallys/checkers is still in business? talk about some gross ass fast food.

Wtf is wrong with you? Like Odon said, best fries ever. Also that BBQ Cheeseburger they had with the Onion Rings on it was amazing.

[Diamicles]

You mean best fries ever

as for everything else on the menu, pass

it's hard to fuck up some french fries.

maybe it was just the ones we had here in town.

[Dimmauk]

It was probably soap, sauce, old grease or something not jizz. How would semen get on the bag? For real? People rub one out in public in front of food and customers?

[Headspace]

Have you tried not ordering semen?

[Gwynplaine]

To be fair semen is remarkably similar to horsey sauce.

[Kais]

ever use pantene and think "damn i hope no one masturbated in this"

[Odon]

It was probably mayo, just leave some out on a piece of paper and watch what happens.