Someone has to do it. Don't blame me, blame Tyche
THU, NOV 24
Green Bay at Detroit (+6.5) - Rodgers throws 6 TDs and runs for 2 more as Suh breaks his hand trying to punch Rodgers in the stomach. Matt Stafford channels his inner http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld...nx8ho1_400.jpg and goes out for the year after Raji looks at him. Packers win and cover
Miami at Dallas (-7) - Matt Moore suddenly remembers he is Matt Moore. Cowboys win and cover.
San Francisco at Baltimore (-3) - Brothers decide to wrestle for the overtime coin toss. John wins as ray lewis polishes his knife watching. Baltimore wins in OT by 6
SUN, NOV 27
Minnesota at Atlanta (-9.5) - Matt Ryan has an average game. Falcons win, Minnesota covers as Jared Allen announces he is a never-nude in the post game press conference.
Carolina at Indianapolis (+3.5) - zzzzzzz colts win and cover. Cam goes big and goes home.
Tampa Bay at Tennessee (-3) - Tampa has one of those games that makes you go "oh maybe they are good." They aren't.
Houston at Jacksonville (+3.5) - Mark Sanchez is spanish for Matt Leinart. Jags are so bad they manage to lose to Leinart. Texans win and cover.
Arizona at St. Louis (-3) - lol
Buffalo at NY Jets (-8 ) - Jets win easily. I miss Fred Jackson already.
Cleveland at Cincinnati (-7.5) - Game of the week, as heehaw throws for 400 yards and 3 TD all to ogaboogoo on screen passes. Dalton Dalton's and the bengals win 52-45.
There are no arrests.
Washington at Seattle (-3.5) - Gaffney having a great year under the radar. Tom Brady taught him well. Seattle won the last 2 weeks, so I'm picking against them here. Sexy Rexy throws 2 bombs to anthony armstrong.
Chicago at Oakland (-4) - Hanie surprises everyone and has a pretty good game. Raiders commit 32 penalties in the first quarter after Hue complains about the officiating.
New England at Philadelphia (+3) - Patriots vs. VY. 'nuff said. Pats win by 6 Gronkowskis.
Denver at San Diego (-6) - Elway hexes Tebow pregame in a battle of good vs. evil. Evil wins as Phil Rivers kills the defense. Chargers win, broncos cover.
Pittsburgh at Kansas City (+11) - The 08 Lions could beat the Chiefs right now. Orton is not ready to play, though he does score his team a touchdown sitting on the sidelines. Unfortunately, it turns out to be their only score. Steelers win and cover.
MON, NOV 28
NY Giants at New Orleans (-7) - Saints win, Giants cover. Fuck you Mark Ingram.