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    Hatoful Boyfriend (PC/PS4/Vita)

    There is no thread for this game, which is a horrible crime.

    Hatoful Boyfriend is a dating sim from Japan. However, the catch is that you are a high school girl that's the only human in a high school full of talented pigeons, the dominant species of the world. That is not the biggest WTF about the game.

    The demo and its English patch can be found here:

    http://sce.inkwash.net/main/

    A long playthrough thread is here:

    http://www.quartertothree.com/game-t...ad.php?t=67529

    If you read the playthrough thread, make it to the third page because things start to go horribly crazy at that point. That thread convinced me to download the demo and play it myself. I will happily buy the full release of this glorious piece of madness if it's fully released out of Japan and has an English translation (the creator has expressed an interest in doing so).

    (URLs are broken since I don't have enough posts)

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    Thank you for the information!!!

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    http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv...rl1wo1_500.png

    I definitely just spent 30 minutes reading the stories in the thread. This game is made of win.

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    I can't believe I just read most of that thread. What the fuck?

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    what the fuck

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    I know what I want for Christmas

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    Hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Zer0- View Post
    I know what I want for Christmas
    This.

    Also: WHAT DOOR!? had me rolling. WHAT FUCKING HAND?! too.

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    I originally rolled my eyes but oh my god this is amazing

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    Read that Let's Play topic a while ago, it was a very strange, and absolutely hilarious, read. I dled the demo and English patch, but I've yet to actually attempt to make it through the game... tbh the Let's Play was more then enough since it went through everything in the game, but once the full version comes out I might give it a real try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illsathe View Post
    However, the catch is that you are a high school girl that's the only human in a high school full of talented pigeons, the dominant species of the world. That is not the biggest WTF about the game.
    Best hook evar!

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    did this game just make an evolutionarily stable strategy joke

    I am in love

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    Had me at NINJA DOCTOR on page one, then I kept reading. The player/author pretty much wrote exactly what I think I would be thinking for most of it. Games title should be Hateful Boyfriend, jeez. Whole time I kept thinking "ok, chester the molester bird was the worst of it". Nope.

    I'm actually terrified to make filthy jokes at this point because they might come true and then I have that on my karmic balance sheet for life. And what could possible happen to cancel out that kind of karma? I don't want to find out.

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    Yeah, I can't help but read it as Hateful Boyfriend each time :D

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    Got to page 6, it actually starts calling itself Hateful boyfriend after a bit on one of the routes. On page 11 after you destroy the ghost by trying to become friends with it because it got to full of love.

    Did I just type that? I just typed that. Fuck.

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    I was inspired to get the demo and English patch after reading most of the way through the let's play thread. I did Oto's path (at the time, it hadn't been posted on the Qt3 thread) and was surprised that the demo only takes about an hour to play. On subsequent playthroughs, it goes much quicker because you can fast forward through the initial opening sequence.

    I think it should also be noted that the creator calls the full version the "Hatoful Boyfriend - Hurtful Complete Edition."

    I think this may be the only dating sim that will kill you after the first choice you make on a second playing.

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    Nothing new. But apparently that person who made the thread for this game got banned in some dumb nerd drama on that forum. So here's where she posts now in case for when the final game comes out:
    http://brokenforum.com/index.php?thr...-22#post-10036

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    The full english version is out and you can buy it for 5 bucks: http://www.dlsite.com/eng/work/=/pro.../RE091090.html

    And here is the LP by the person who was doing them before: http://brokenforum.com/index.php?thr...good-end.1028/

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    I just woke up my house laughing at the new plots. I want to meet the people who made this so I can buy them a cake, or something nice that they would prefer.