He didn't survive Vietnam and the whole movie is a dying dream.
The black guy goes crazy and kills people, and only the tard escapes.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern don't survive.
It's his wife's head.
The aliens have no antibiotics.
The aliens are deathly allergic to one of the most common molecules in the universe and wear no protection against it.
The aliens run Unix.
He's killed offscreen by Mexicans.
He poisoned both cups after building a resistance to said poison.
Keifer isn't the head vampire.
The boat sinks.
Bumbles bounce.
She wins the money from roulette.
He beats the preacher to death with a bowling pin.
Bob Dylan gives them the coordinates to Earth.
He turns into a fly.
He turns into a prawn.
She's actually a demon.
Chaos reigns and Willem Dafoe cums blood.
He doesn't remember Sammy Jankis.
It was Earth all along.
He did it 35 minutes ago.
Giant naked albino turns everyone into Tang because of angst.
The hammer is his penis.
The troll's weakness is not miak.
He dies from a heel wound.
She ran away with the playwright and died during childbirth in the prologue.
I am Jack's dissociative identity disorder.
He grows up to be Darth Vader.
If a noid is killed by a doodle, they become a doodle.
The virus never spread outside the UK.
He kills the others, then the computer turns him into a jelly monster with no mouth. And he must scream.
She's an adult with a hormone disorder and the ribbons hide cutting scars.
He goes back to bed and gets crushed by a jet engine.
He drinks jizz from the Tree of Life, gets eaten by flowers, and flies into a supernova.
Einhorn is Finkle. Finkle is Einhorn.