Good King Moggle Mog
Good King Mog
Lord of all the land
Good King Moggle Mog
Good King Mog
Rules with iron hand
Good King Moggle Mog
Good King Mog
Leads them right and true
Good King Moggle Mog
Good King Mog
? [now come along and meet his saucy crew??]
Kupta Kapa will clip your tuft
Split your hairs and ruffle your fluff
Kupti Koop will throw you for a loop
? [something about whiskers?] is to follow his troop
Kupli Kipp is sly and sweet
He'll tickle your nose then tickle your feet
? [follow something off a cliff?]
?
Pukla Puki plays with fire
Bodies are burning on her pyre
Puksi Piko likes it when he's big
To sing a little song and dance a little jig
Pukna Pako shivs and shanks
She'll stick you in the gut and give you bellyaches
? and standing tall
With the biggest moogle of them all
Good King Moggle Mog
Good King Mog
Kind and noble lord (hear, hear!)
Don't you know when you lower your guard
We're gonna put you to the sword
Good King Moggle Mog
Good King Mog
His judgment you will know
Good King Moggle Mog
Good King Mog
What do you decree?
What do you decree?
What do you decree?
Off with their heads!