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  1. 2011-12-21 17:20 #1
    LinktheDeme
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    Christmas Gift Idea for Special Someone BUT WAIT THERES A CATCH

    I have been seeing someone for about a month and now she is in another country for study abroad. I'm trying to think of something I could do/ get her for christmas that someone would appreciate. I've considered buying a star and naming it after her but that is quite costly as is simply buying something and having it shipped to her. Trying to think of something that is relatively inexpensive to do yet meaningful. . .

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  2. 2011-12-21 17:33 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by LinktheDeme View Post
    I've considered buying a star
    http://images.bluegartr.com/customav...tar31479_5.gif
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  3. 2011-12-21 17:55 #3
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    have you considered your dick in a box
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  4. 2011-12-21 17:57 #4
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    Stars like you know going to the international star registry I guess? Seems like something she'd appreciate but I'm looking for other ideas.

    I thought about chopping off my dick and mailing it to her in a box. Shipping costs too much
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    then all hope is lost
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    Quote Originally Posted by LinktheDeme View Post
    I have been seeing someone for about a month and now she is in another country for study abroad. I'm trying to think of something I could do/ get her for christmas that someone would appreciate. I've considered buying a star and naming it after her but that is quite costly as is simply buying something and having it shipped to her. Trying to think of something that is relatively inexpensive to do yet meaningful. . .

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    ship her some condoms. she is banging other dudes.
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  7. 2011-12-21 19:21 #7
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    so what if she is? when she comes home all is well. lol

    finding any woman who is not going to bang another dude when you are away is not going to happen. No matter who it is.
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    get that bitch a keylogger, bitches love keyloggers
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  9. 2011-12-21 19:25 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by dejet View Post
    so what if she is? when she comes home all is well. lol

    finding any woman who is not going to bang another dude when you are away is not going to happen. No matter who it is.
    lol ok?
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    I've always wanted to buy a star and name it something disgusting. I have this vision of 4,000,000 years in the future, humanity has spread out across the stars, and this conversation happens:

    Future Guy #1: I'm from Nebulon 6.
    Future Guy #2: I'm from Rigel Blue.
    Future Guy #3: I'm from Throbbing Hemorrhoid 12.

    I want to be the guy responsible for that conversation.
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  11. 2011-12-21 19:35 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by dejet View Post
    so what if she is? when she comes home all is well. lol

    finding any woman who is not going to bang another dude when you are away is not going to happen. No matter who it is.
    believe whatever is going to make you feel better.

    Spoiler: show
    though you're probably right 99% of the time
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    You give awfully little information about the girl. What does she do/like?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dejet View Post
    so what if she is? when she comes home all is well. lol

    finding any woman who is not going to bang another dude when you are away is not going to happen. No matter who it is.
    lol wut?

    Sounds like you need to learn how to keep your bitches in check. To OP, get her a kindle or some shit.
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  14. 2011-12-21 21:50 #14
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    is the catch that you're an idiot
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    Quote Originally Posted by LinktheDeme View Post
    Stars like you know going to the international star registry I guess? Seems like something she'd appreciate but I'm looking for other ideas.

    I thought about chopping off my dick and mailing it to her in a box. Shipping costs too much
    But they arent recognised by NASA or any other gov/world organization.
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  16. 2011-12-21 22:18 #16
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    Buying a star is a scam. I thought this was common knowledge... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna..._Star_Registry
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    This is OP http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/ga...-christmas.png
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  18. 2011-12-21 23:45 #18
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    Sure that's me cause no one's coming up with any ideas D:

    but anyway it's only for a monthish so meh
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    Quote Originally Posted by foopy View Post
    ship her some condoms. she is banging other dudes.
    Most well deserved /thread of 2011
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  20. 2011-12-21 23:54 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eanae View Post
    Buying a star is a scam. I thought this was common knowledge... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna..._Star_Registry
    Yeah, but if he just makes up a certificate himself, it won't be in the ISR's big book of idiots.
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