shit that tyven says - with level 5 beaner infractions

***Blarg*** · 2012-01-20 23:56

Originally Posted by Arvin

can this be stickied lol

I don't know about you but a sticky is a guaranteed way for me to never notice something

**Milkster** · 2012-01-21 02:47

Reverse psychology works 0% of the time.

**tyven** · 2012-01-22 14:37

Originally Posted by archibaldcrane

wtf dude, i asked if you liekd the nation's capital and then like 16 hours later you were like "oh bro i totally would've hung out but i don't check my email for 16 hours despite being a corporate lobbyist"

i see through that shit bro, you were like "i'll fukkin be there" and we all know what that means

was PM not email! My PMs do not get emailed to me. Also I was in the burbs that day. I AM SORRY ARCHIE I LOVE YOU

Originally Posted by Sera

am I the only one who's met tryven?

Yes

**Xajii** · 2012-01-23 22:11

i dont lose respect for a girl if she fucks me on the first night. definitely an awful whore if she blows me on the first night.

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**Arvin** · 2012-01-23 23:35

Originally Posted by Xajii

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http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/891214/omg.gif

**Deejay** · 2012-01-24 09:10

yo that .gif is amazing lol

**Arvin** · 2012-01-25 21:17

Originally Posted by tyven

i went away for school like a G and had an apartment with some bros. paid for it thru waiting tables. moved back home after school and lived with mom dukes until i was able to pwn my student loans and got my career off the ground (almost 2 years). now i share a house with my bros (cheap as fuck rent) and stack loot and play with my bitches titties in the club.

i dont hate on people that stick with their parents, as long as they are doing it for the right reasons. NOT TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES OR STORE A RETARD IN THE BASEMENT.

rofl

**Mertron** · 2012-01-25 21:21

that little scamp

**Charismatic** · 2012-01-28 15:06

the key is to not get too fat until you have a girlfriend. by maintaining some semblance of health i lure them into my trap and then once they are hooked, oh man do i let myself go.

**Sera** · 2012-01-28 15:42

someone please sticky this shit

**Conrad** · 2012-01-28 17:20

but people need to read it, they will not read it if it is stickied

**Qalbert** · 2012-01-28 17:31

**Shiroikage** · 2012-04-24 22:33

Originally Posted by tyven

Voted yes. This reminds me of a thread I made last year entitled "what is the point in retarded people being alive" http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/102...le-being-alive

randomly clicked on a thread in poopdeck cause i saw tyven had posted in it

**tyven** · 2012-04-24 22:47

shiro use your science to prove that it would make the world a better place

**Shiroikage** · 2012-04-24 22:48

my science is powerless

**Ksandra** · 2012-07-23 13:23

This belongs here

Originally Posted by tyven

this restaurant employee in chicago fell victim to a home invasion, the intruder bashed her head in with a hammer. i can only imagine howmuch more upset i would be if she spent her free time scissoring other broads

**Cleverness** · 2012-07-23 16:00

That whole shitfest was worth it for that 1 tyven quote

**Shiroikage** · 2012-07-23 23:32

i love tyven

**tyven** · 2012-07-24 00:33

thx i love you too

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-07-24 09:24

people need to stop feeling special because they get fucked in a hole they didnt have when they were born.

Oh god my lungs

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