Random Fail XIII: I FOR FUCKING LAST TIME TALLING YOU

**Yeager** · 2012-04-03 01:34

Everyone's favorite douchebag, Kingbarbarossa (aka Vigor, Barbossa, etc. etc. he's a dick....) was at it again this evening in Port Jeuno.

Back story - He was picking on some new players to the game that had somehow made their way to Jeuno and was asking basic questions about the game. Most were helpful, but Kingbarbarossa, of course, gave them shit. This prompted about 1/3 of Port Jeuno to pounce on Kingbarbarossa. There were many screenshots taken, but this one was the one that was the biggest heap of fail.

He's talking shit, and......let the screenshot speak for itself.

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**Guitarman** · 2012-04-03 01:37

aaaah barbarossa. Shiva's resident psychopath. I always miss his rants.

**Yeager** · 2012-04-03 05:45

Random Fail XIV: i am a GOD befor all! try hit me now!

**Mairja** · 2012-04-03 06:16

Kingretard more than anything. How he remembers to breathe will forever be a mystery to me.

**dem0nfr0g** · 2012-04-03 13:35

I was in BBB's shout, the 2 Spharai MNKs parsed 36% total damage, the 4 Vere's only got up to 48%. Before we started he insisted it was a "MNK burn not a DD burn" and that Vere MNKs with aftermath is "devastating"

**Teryu** · 2012-04-03 13:40

There's a reason he's considered a giant retard on lakshmi.

**Alkimi** · 2012-04-03 15:52

Originally Posted by dem0nfr0g

I was in BBB's shout, the 2 Spharai MNKs parsed 36% total damage, the 4 Vere's only got up to 48%. Before we started he insisted it was a "MNK burn not a DD burn" and that Vere MNKs with aftermath is "devastating"

Probably been on the OF too much and actually believes Pchan's nonsense.

**grevenilvec75** · 2012-04-03 17:11

lolbbb

**GeneyusTitan** · 2012-04-03 20:24

Not to defend BBB at all, but I did manage to get win on 4 characters this morning with that setup!

**Botosi** · 2012-04-03 21:39

This person's been fucking up my FC party for the past half hour now. They seem to have a grudge against the FCer. Tried talking to them telling them that they were just hurting the other 16 people and not the party leader and they seem to be pretty much completely retarded.

**Churchill** · 2012-04-04 02:14

I thought to myself, if you're using Embrava and BRDs and PD, then why are you using MNKs because their 2h is irrelevant.

That's just me.

**NynJa** · 2012-04-04 12:10

these last few posts...wut

**Kidnoftle** · 2012-04-04 14:09

Originally Posted by NynJa

these last few posts...wut

cosigned.

**Teryu** · 2012-04-04 15:20

Originally Posted by Botosi

What server is that on? Cause I think I know the story if it's on Lakshmi.

**Raffi_XI** · 2012-04-04 16:45

Looks like its asura from some of the names in there.

**Kensagaku** · 2012-04-04 21:47

I've been here quite often lately, but this is probably the best yet and had me laughing my head off throughout the frogs party. It's nice to have good entertainment to distract from boring EXP!

Backstory, this BST named Chards has lead and doesn't reply when we tell him to invite people despite engaging and disengaging. He says he doesn't see it but he's off on his own; clearly he's not getting that much text spam. Eventually I tell him to shape up, pass lead, or get out. He finally replies, saying he's done nothing wrong and inviting friends despite our party being full. I tell him, without any intentional subtlety, what he's done and that if he can't do his job or pass lead he needs to go. And so he cusses me out, and to the relief of the entire party he leaves.

But he's not done! He continues in /tell with me.

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Sorry about the terrible cropping. XD

Random Fail XIV: What do want a hi ku !

**Weeks** · 2012-04-04 22:00

Half an hour of making fun of an idiot's spelling. Congrats.

**bechyni** · 2012-04-04 22:20

Oh Nynja

**Guitarman** · 2012-04-04 22:25

LOL

**Deader2818** · 2012-04-04 22:26

Way to take the bait.

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