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    Trunk Sex

    is the absolute worst. It's like walking on a mine field of bodily functions and fearing which one will explode all over you first. It's sloppy, messy and down right uncomfortable. And fuck Asian dudes, with their small dicks and razor sharp jungle of pubes. Fuck Asian dudes that want you to give a thesis on why you enjoy blowing people. Dude, just enjoy the blowjob and bust. Fuck.

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    title change to gay sex pls

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    gay sex is worse

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    high sex is p awesome though

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    DAMN IT DAY I WAS SO CLOSE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti View Post
    DAMN IT DAY I WAS SO CLOSE
    gay

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    owned

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    drunk sex, cuz my thumb aint at home till it's covered in poo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti View Post
    DAMN IT DAY I WAS SO CLOSE
    Bossy bottom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    fuck Asian dudes
    Done and done.


    Also I thought this was going to be some kinky way of having sex with a trunk

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    A mod changed the title from Drunk Sex to Trunk sex. How can you deal with their pubes, shit is grimey yo.

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    Gay man sex is so strange I didn't even question Trunk sex being a typo/edit, I just figured it was semi kinky manlove shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    Gay man sex is so strange I didn't even question Trunk sex being a typo/edit, I just figured it was semi kinky manlove shit

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    Y I clik dis

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    How can you deal with their pubes, shit is grimey yo.

    He knows how to groom/wash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    I don't get it

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    Why is that guy sticking his dick into a strap on

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    its for what will eventually be a combination of docking and pegging

    i call it

    dockpegging

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    hold your applause

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