Random Fail: First World Problems

**Tokitoki** · 2017-01-27 07:22

Originally Posted by Tomiko

It worked for the Jetsons.

Fuck, you got me.

**Anoat** · 2017-01-27 10:23

I love beef jerky for breakfast. I do not enjoy meat chunks stuck in my teeth for the rest of the day. I'm gonna need to start keeping a roll of floss at my office desk for this.

**Boyiee** · 2017-01-27 11:32

Originally Posted by Anoat

I love beef jerky for breakfast. I do not enjoy meat chunks stuck in my teeth for the rest of the day. I'm gonna need to start keeping a roll of floss at my office desk for this.

I keep floss picks in my work bag.

**tyven** · 2017-01-27 13:11

floss picks are gods gifts

**dasva** · 2017-01-27 13:37

tfw you can't get people to understand that google search results page isn't your website and we aren't responsible for information from 3rd parties

**Anoat** · 2017-01-27 15:12

Originally Posted by dasva

tfw you can't get people to understand that google search results page isn't your website and we aren't responsible for information from 3rd parties

I've noticed this is a problem with a lot of people, because instead of typing a web address into their browser, they just use Google. I once gave a coworker of mine a lot of grief because he would type Wal-Mart into Google and click on the first thing to pop up instead of just typing walmart.com into the address bar.

**dasva** · 2017-01-27 15:45

Originally Posted by Anoat

I've noticed this is a problem with a lot of people, because instead of typing a web address into their browser, they just use Google. I once gave a coworker of mine a lot of grief because he would type Wal-Mart into Google and click on the first thing to pop up instead of just typing walmart.com into the address bar.

These aren't even clicking on search results. Just going by the info that pops up on the results page itself lol.

**arus2001** · 2017-01-27 16:03

To be fair, sometimes official websites are worse than what google spits back.

**dasva** · 2017-01-27 16:35

Originally Posted by arus2001

To be fair, sometimes official websites are worse than what google spits back.

Oh definitely ours is pretty meh itself and super outdated and I keep trying to bug the boss to let me update stuff largely because our hours are phrased in a way that is easily confused. But these people trying to argue our site say blah and then try to prove it by showing us just the google results page and I'm like you know you actually gotta click on a result to get to that website right...? I know you're 60 but if you're browsing the internet on a smart phone 4 models newer than mine I expect you to know the difference

**Rooney** · 2017-01-27 16:41

Old people are easily convinced to buy the latest, newest, best thing. Especially in electronics. Doesn't mean they understand shit.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2017-01-27 19:33

Speaking of which, you would not believe the number of people who call in to have us switch out their old cable boxes. like... it's working fine, there's no reason to switch it out. it's a cable box not a fucking iPhone.

**Aragon of Odin** · 2017-01-27 19:48

I'd switch mine out all the time too in hopes of something better. Fucking cable boxes up here were always slow and laggy, figure if there's new models out you hope it'll fix the lag and speed and actually provide something with quality.

Eventually just said fuck it and got rid of cable all together since it's all shit and expensive, now use something called IPTV, 1/6th the cost of cable and have access to everything from local news to NFL/NHL Sunday ticket/Centre Ice, all PPV etc.

**dasva** · 2017-01-27 19:57

Yay for almost getting ran over as the car 2 cars behind me decides to change lanes and speed up right after I start to. Also extra hurray for the car like 3 cars behind that one honking and swearing at me while I'm waiting in the left turn lane as he speeds past me while weaving thru the other 2 lanes of traffic. Meanwhile the girl in the car I'm waiting behind is looking at me like I'm insane for swearing back at the other guy

**Jefe** · 2017-01-27 23:56

Ordered ram 3 weeks ago, was sent to the wrong location. Got it today and shit won't work. Returning said shit back. FML~

**Xantavia** · 2017-01-28 02:46

Happy birthday to me. Still living in my parents basement.

**AoE** · 2017-01-28 13:14

My car wouldn't start because the battery was weak. Gave myself a boost and let it run for about 10 minutes and then the car died on me. Didn't sound like it was the battery this time. I could hear everything that you're supposed to but the engine wouldn't turn over. Didn't wanna make a new topic and it's probably simple but I wanted to consult here before I went out to buy stuff. I'll give amplifying details via PM.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2017-01-28 14:11

Its broke

**Abandon** · 2017-01-28 14:35

so is your mom

**Melena** · 2017-01-28 15:24

Originally Posted by AoE

My car wouldn't start because the battery was weak. Gave myself a boost and let it run for about 10 minutes and then the car died on me. Didn't sound like it was the battery this time. I could hear everything that you're supposed to but the engine wouldn't turn over. Didn't wanna make a new topic and it's probably simple but I wanted to consult here before I went out to buy stuff. I'll give amplifying details via PM.

We're twins. Stopped at the bank to get laundry money, get back into my car and it barely turns over. Turn it off and now it won't start.

**TheDirtyHobo** · 2017-01-28 16:47

Asshole customer at work shot me in the face with an airsoft gun a solid 30 seconds after the round was over and I had taken my mask off. Busted open my lip, and I didn't even see who it was. Fuck

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