Random Fail: First World Problems

[Zetanio]

Oh yeah, you guys have nice weather. That's good.

Everything else about your state is a dumpster fire except Miami.

[Tokitoki]

Oh yes Florida sucks how will I ever deal with this Florida winter...oh wait...

Spoiler: show

Yeah, I'm good.

And then it becomes summer and it's 98 with 98% humidity 5 days a week and you can't walk out of your house after 6am without breaking into a heavy sweat.

No thanks.

[Kalmado]

Oh yeah, you guys have nice weather. That's good.

Everything else about your state is a dumpster fire except Miami.

Sarasota wasn't that bad! I just wished I knew about Munchies 420 Cafe before I moved.

[Zetanio]

And then it becomes summer and it's 98 with 98% humidity 5 days a week and you can't walk out of your house after 6am without breaking into a heavy sweat.

No thanks.

And the people! Don't get me started.

[Kalmado]

And then it becomes summer and it's 98 with 98% humidity 5 days a week and you can't walk out of your house after 6am without breaking into a heavy sweat.

No thanks.

That's exactly why I moved back to Michigan. Also, during rain season when I'd open my apartment door and water would rush in. That always sucked. And, palmetto bugs. Fuck those bugs.

[dasva]

And then it becomes summer and it's 98 with 98% humidity 5 days a week and you can't walk out of your house after 6am without breaking into a heavy sweat.

No thanks.

I can't speak for summer Florida specifically but my time in Guam and to a lesser extent SC has definitely proved you can get used to constant high temp/humidity... to an extent. That said yeah would rather not visit during the warmer periods. I'm sure would fine in Spring. Minus the people of course.

Now my part of Cali is usually somewhat nice this time of year. Decently warm some showers.... but this year we flooding like crazy. Think we've already made up for the last few years of drought lol

[Astylla]

Fuck Florida. Only reason I go back is for Walt Disney World and never again in May. I lived there 23 years I knew better and still booked it then. Winter months or nothing.

[Tokitoki]

We used to go in November when I was a kid. We had a timeshare for July, but we'd exchange it for the same resort, but later in the year.

[Zetanio]

We're back to timeshares. See how much Florida sucks? Mention it and the thread derails off a fucking cliff.

[dasva]

Fuck Florida. Only reason I go back is for Walt Disney World and never again in May. I lived there 23 years I knew better and still booked it then. Winter months or nothing.

What too packed then?

[Zetanio]

Although I guess it's random fail so that's par for the course.

[Tokitoki]

We're back to timeshares. See how much Florida sucks? Mention it and the thread derails off a fucking cliff.

Not derailing; it's the fail thread. Timeshares are fail, thus we're in the right place.

[Astylla]

What too packed then?

Oh no just 79 degrees at 6:30am with 85-90% humidity, YUCK!!

I hate the heat and avoid as much as possible. It was beautiful during the Flower and Garden Festival but fuck humidity. Crowds weren't terrible but it's never truly slow.

[dasva]

Oh no just 79 degrees at 6:30am with 85-90% humidity, YUCK!!

I hate the heat and avoid as much as possible. It was beautiful during the Flower and Garden Festival but fuck humidity. Crowds weren't terrible but it's never truly slow.

Oh that's not so bad. I'd rather deal with that then the reports of showers and clouds I'm seeing for my trip in a couple of weeks. Flooding for the last month or so I want some sun goddammit

[Melena]

Jesus fucking christ people are fucking retarded. I got a backup receptionist that doesn't even know how to open a shared fucking calendar on exchange. And my boss wonders why I can't get shit done. I'm having to babysit these idiot mouth breathers 24/7

[Arkanna]

Oh yeah, you guys have nice weather. That's good.

Everything else about your state is a dumpster fire except Miami.

I'm really fond of St. Augustine.

[Aragon of Odin]

Cluster headaches started up again about 3-4 weeks ago. First couple weeks threw me off a bit, they weren't too bad and thought it was just an ongoing tension migraine, then over the past 1-2 weeks they've really amped up. This cycle the pain hasn't been as bad as it has been in the past, but I've been getting more per day(4-5/day compared to 2-3) and there's some nights they still get bad enough where I'd rather just bite the bullet then deal with the pain

Almost 4 weeks in, usually lasts 4-6 weeks for me so hopefully they're almost over cause if not fml.

[Anoat]

And the people! Don't get me started.

Eh, people are shitty everywhere.

At least we're not Ohio.

[Zetanio]

Eh, people are shitty everywhere.

At least we're not Ohio.

This just isn't true. Don't slander Ohio with your bullshit.

I never have to go to Ohio, I just fly over on my way to Chicago. It's a great relationship.

I keep having to go to Florida because your dumb fucking state blows retard level money on lying to people about what's there.

Florida consists of:

Miami (p ok and nice) and the Keys
A giant fucking puddle of shit
Disney World (See above pile of shit)
Tampa (See above pile of shit)
Slackjawsonville (See above pile of shit)
Tallashitty (See above pile of shit)
Cocoa Beach (Decent waves but a dump)
The Panhandle (rofldumpsterfire)

Fuck your state and fuck everyone there.

[Anoat]