Random Fail: First World Problems

[Cream Soda]

Complete the fail, spend your remaining 12 bucks on lotto scratch off tickets.

You right. Or even better in gatcha in FFRK or FFBE mobile games.

Also, I broke down on top of an overpass on my bike, lol

[Zetanio]

Cookie dough is the best one , fuck mint chip get the real deal for that. Red velvet is right behind for me and lemon cake. Birthday cake is almost too sweet for me regularly.

Worst worst, you are.

[Astylla]

Worst worst, you are.

This has been established awhile now.

But I still come back because I like the abuse obviously

[Tokitoki]

Ice Cream for hipsters.

It's low calorie ice cream. Ice cream for hipsters would be something like barrel aged stout ice cream with burnt caramel swirl.

The smaller grocery store a few blocks from me only has birthday cake and mint chip and it's almost $7. Fuck that shit.

[Seraph]

It's low calorie ice cream. Ice cream for hipsters would be something like barrel aged stout ice cream with burnt caramel swirl.

The smaller grocery store a few blocks from me only has birthday cake and mint chip and it's almost $7. Fuck that shit.

I would say whatever you call it, it's over hyped. We heard about it and decided to give it a try. It's decent. The only real appeal is that it's lower in calories as opposed to real ice cream. I think I will keep paying $3 for about a half gallon of the better stuff on sale instead of $7 for the little pint that reminded me of iced milk.

[Tokitoki]

The only real appeal is that it's lower in calories as opposed to real ice cream. I think I will keep paying $3 for about a half gallon of the better stuff on sale instead of $7 for the little pint that reminded me of iced milk.

I mean the idea isn't to make real, delicious ice cream, the idea is to make a low calorie ice cream. Real ice cream is good because it has fats and sugars to make it creamy and sweet.

Serving size is the same for both brands, 1/2 cup.

Halo Top Chocolate:
70 Calories per serving
18 Calories from fat
2.5g fat
5g Sugar

Edy's Chocolate:
140 Calories per serving
60 Calories from fat
7g fat
15g Sugar

If you just want good ice cream and aren't concerned with the calories, sugar, and fat involved then you aren't the target audience. That's the entire point.

[Zetanio]

Edy's is fucking disgusting too.

If I want serious ice cream I go buy Ben & Jerry's or go to Big Gay Ice Cream.

[Tokitoki]

Edy's is fucking disgusting too.

If I want serious ice cream I go buy Ben & Jerry's or go to Big Gay Ice Cream.

I agree, but I was using them as an example of a standard brand that goes on sale for $3.

[Zetanio]

I agree, but I was using them as an example of a standard brand that goes on sale for $3.

Oh I knew that, my stomach just flipflopped thinking about it.

[Tokitoki]

Speaking of stomachs doing flip flops. The people in my office order breakfast from a place down the block every morning. Yesterday they sent an extra wrap with egg whites, cheese, and sausage and nobody wanted to eat it. I'm never one to let food go to waste so I took it.

That thing sat in my stomach ALL DAY. Was terrible. I don't understand how they order from that place every morning.

[Zetanio]

Speaking of stomachs doing flip flops. The people in my office order breakfast from a place down the block every morning. Yesterday they sent an extra wrap with egg whites, cheese, and sausage and nobody wanted to eat it. I'm never one to let food go to waste so I took it.

That thing sat in my stomach ALL DAY. Was terrible. I don't understand how they order from that place every morning.

Oh man that's the worst. My breakfast/lunch place in the bottom of my office does a great bacon, egg, and cheese. I get the same thing every morning and my dude Jose knows what's up. I just walk in and I have my sandwich 30 seconds later.

[Krazy]

I don't know if you guys have it, but my personal pick for ice cream is Byrne Dairy's peanut butter/chocolate. The giant chunks of peanut butter in it are fantastic. Other than that, I usually get Americone Dream. None of the other Ben & Jerry's really does it for me.

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[Tokitoki]

I don't know if you guys have it, but my personal pick for ice cream is Byrne Dairy's peanut butter/chocolate. The giant chunks of peanut butter in it are fantastic. Other than that, I usually get Americone Dream. None of the other Ben & Jerry's really does it for me.

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You have to try the peanut butter fudge core from Ben & Jerry's.

[Krazy]

I'll keep an eye out for it today, doesn't sound familiar though, my usual store might not have it.

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[Zetanio]

Chubby Hubby is the fuckin truth.

[dasva]

I would say whatever you call it, it's over hyped. We heard about it and decided to give it a try. It's decent. The only real appeal is that it's lower in calories as opposed to real ice cream. I think I will keep paying $3 for about a half gallon of the better stuff on sale instead of $7 for the little pint that reminded me of iced milk.

$7. Psh One of the stores near me has it on sale for $4.5-5 pretty much at all times now. Even regular price is 5.69. Though for cheat days I get more sugary stuff

[Brill Weave]

Chubby Hubby is the fuckin truth.

[Krazy]

Just tried the peanut butter fudge core, pretty good, but I would have liked more peanut butter in it. I'll try that Chubby Hubby out tomorrow if they got any.

[Melena]

I would say whatever you call it, it's over hyped. We heard about it and decided to give it a try. It's decent. The only real appeal is that it's lower in calories as opposed to real ice cream. I think I will keep paying $3 for about a half gallon of the better stuff on sale instead of $7 for the little pint that reminded me of iced milk.

If you are doing a ketogenic diet, Halo Top is the best you're going to get for an ice cream fix, so it has that going for it as well.

[Tokitoki]

Just tried the peanut butter fudge core, pretty good, but I would have liked more peanut butter in it. I'll try that Chubby Hubby out tomorrow if they got any.

I'll agree with your assessment. I love peanut butter. If they added more PB cups or something it'd be the best ice cream ever. Unfortunately, I've yet to find the best ice cream ever.