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  1. 2017-03-31 20:31 #22481
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zetanio View Post
    Do it, it's your life. I'm planning on getting one over the summer.
    I'm so thankful for my medical issues in a way that prevent me from having kids plus an IUD so I'm good another 4 years so by then I'll have the time off/medical built to just have my tubes tied myself.

    I'm dreading the day my sister in law announces they're having kids only because I don't want to deal with it until it can legally drink LOL.
    I see people posting shit and see money I could be spending traveling in a few years. I'll stick with cats myself
  2. 2017-04-01 00:13 #22482
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    lol everyone giving me shit over expressing interest in a vasectomy (in b4 CS doesn't get any posts. Preemptive strikes are a thing. Don't ya'll play FF?)
    A buddy of mine had one done a couple years ago, and his doctor told him he needed about 40 or so more ejaculations to completely clear everything out. I thought this was pretty excessive but he said he enjoyed the month of blowjobs and handjobs from his wife.
  3. 2017-04-01 01:03 #22483
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    lol everyone giving me shit over expressing interest in a vasectomy (in b4 CS doesn't get any posts. Preemptive strikes are a thing. Don't ya'll play FF?)
    Why is that every time I look in this thread one of ya'll is living out a Seinfeld episode in the reals.
  4. 2017-04-01 06:23 #22484
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    I'm the wrong person to ask since I've never seen that show
  5. 2017-04-01 07:57 #22485
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    Cs i get why you wanna tie the tubes and all but its not like you need it. The best contraceptive is abstinence which youve already mastered.
  6. 2017-04-01 08:42 #22486
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    But what if he gets raped and is forced to watch the child get carried to term?

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  7. 2017-04-01 17:37 #22487
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    Quote Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler View Post
    Cs i get why you wanna tie the tubes and all but its not like you need it. The best contraceptive is abstinence which youve already mastered.
    Brutally effective.
  8. 2017-04-01 18:01 #22488
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    A doctor doing a vasectomy at your age without kids? You already freeze shit? Cause... Well not here lol.
  9. 2017-04-01 18:17 #22489
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyiee View Post
    A doctor doing a vasectomy at your age without kids? You already freeze shit? Cause... Well not here lol.
    No interest in freezing anything and I think I'll be able to pass the consultation w/ flying colors, lol
  10. 2017-04-02 00:36 #22490
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    Uber riders who abuse uber pool to save money on long distance rides deserve a special place in hell.
  11. 2017-04-02 10:54 #22491
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    Quote Originally Posted by Melena View Post
    Uber riders who abuse uber pool to save money on long distance rides deserve a special place in hell.
    Yeah, fuck them for being smart.
  12. 2017-04-02 11:04 #22492
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zetanio View Post
    Yeah, fuck them for being smart.
    Pool is being redone soon, so hopefully some changes like max distances get added in.
  13. 2017-04-02 15:08 #22493
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    Had some dickhead merge into the side of me from an on ramp on the highway. I had to swerve across lanes so he didn't plow into the side of me and was lucky not to hit someone else in doing so. I'm in a compact, he's in a huge SUV so i would have been fucked.

    Then he has the fucking audacity to speed up, get alongside me to try shout at me whilst doing 70 like he was my fault. I know better than to get involved in roadrage incidents here though.

    But seriously fuck him, the on ramp fucking yields and he still had tons of time in the merge lane but opted to just barrel across the lane anyway. Like I assume he didn't see me which happens but don't try blame me for it
  14. 2017-04-02 15:25 #22494
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    This guy gonna be so sad when bitches still make him wear a rubber
  15. 2017-04-02 15:32 #22495
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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    This guy gonna be so sad when bitches still make him wear a rubber
    I wouldn't want to fuck randoms w/o one anyways, lol.
  16. 2017-04-02 15:58 #22496
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    You don't wanna fuck anyone with anything anyways, lol.
  17. 2017-04-02 16:18 #22497
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    I wouldn't want to fuck randoms w/o one anyways, lol.
    nigga
  18. 2017-04-02 16:21 #22498
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    nigga
    *Shrug*

    bio-major's perspective anyways, lol
  19. 2017-04-02 18:25 #22499
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jem View Post
    Had some dickhead merge into the side of me
    Read this very wrong the first time.
  20. 2017-04-02 22:45 #22500
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    Lausd (were I work) and Santa Clarita (where my kids will go to school) don't match up their spring breaks...

    And LA supposedly voted last year to start the school year later, but somehow the first day of school is still the 15th of August. Which means I'll start around the 8th.

    FU calendar people. This is California and your having school during prime beach/camping weather.
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