Random Fail: First World Problems

[Rhyis.]

I think I got aids from the last couple of pages.

[Buffy]

I guess just depends how much contact you had with Yuri-G.

[Brill Weave]

I guess just depends how much contact you had with Yuri-G.

It's only gay if you make eye contact.

[Kalmado]

Ran out of cheese. I am sad.

[Zetanio]

It's only gay if you make eye contact.

This is definitely the rule.

I woke up too early today. There's a crawfish boil at 2pm and now I have to fucking think about delicious crawfish for 4 hours while not eating them.

DAMN YOU CRUEL INTERNAL CLOCK. DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!

[dasva]

It's only gay if you make eye contact.

I always thought it was based on who was the cock holster and who was doing the holstering

[Anoat]

What was originally supposed to be a $130~ annual check up and vaccinations for my dog ended up being $300+ because of a mass they wanted to lance, examine and recommend for surgical removal. The estimate they gave me for the surgery is $900. FML

[6souls]

I had an interesting day.

This very flamboyant guy came into my work and was chatting about how he was originally from the neighborhood. Started naming off all of the businesses and his memories, getting more abrasive the more he spoke. He then left the shop made how the neighborhood wasn't the "in" spot anymore. Okay, nutbag that was clearly on some uppers. I found out later that he went next door to the bistro and did the same thing, only this time he demanded to be served alcohol. They refused him because they could tell he was high. He then punched the owner in the face (a female), ripped a sign out the front window, and booked it down block.

Almost 2 hours later as I was getting off from work, I see the owner of the bistro and have a chat with her. Turns out the guy had dropped the sign off at a chocolate shop across the street along with a check for $16.95 (for what??) and she was heading over there. I stopped into the hardware store a few doors down to talk to them about what happened. They had already been informed, so I stuck around to make a purchase. As I was paying, this guy comes walking in wearing the same shirt (black EC DC done in the AC DC logo) and I thought that there was no way this could be the same guy. Then I heard his voice, same fucker except he added a do-rag and sunglasses in an attempt to hide his identity. After I told them that this was the same guy, I quickly ran across the street to the chocolate shop to inform the bistro owner that he came back. As she starts calling the police (she had called them earlier, but he was long gone by the time they arrived), he runs across the street to chat up the chocolate people. He didn't notice the bistro owner being there. I stepped out and she followed and was able to get in contact with the cops. The chocolate people told him to leave the neighborhood as he was clearly not right in the head. He went back across the street and entered the yoga studio. I spoke to the person working the cafe after he left and she told me that the guy was just ranting then left without asking for anything. He got into his Honda Accord and left the neighborhood again.

So we had his name & address, his bank credit card (because he had lost it earlier and someone had dropped it off at my work) to confirm the name, and the hardware store snapped a pic of his licence plate. He was long gone by the time the cops came back again, but now they got his info. I have no doubt that he will make a third appearance, but hopefully it will be a bit less hectic.

[Jem]

Found a driver's license on the floor last night. Decided to be a nice guy and return it to the owner on my way home tonight. Had a rear tire completely blow out 30 seconds from his house. Thanks karma!

[Rhyis.]

I had an interesting day.

This very flamboyant guy came into my work and was chatting about how he was originally from the neighborhood. Started naming off all of the businesses and his memories, getting more abrasive the more he spoke. He then left the shop made how the neighborhood wasn't the "in" spot anymore. Okay, nutbag that was clearly on some uppers. I found out later that he went next door to the bistro and did the same thing, only this time he demanded to be served alcohol. They refused him because they could tell he was high. He then punched the owner in the face (a female), ripped a sign out the front window, and booked it down block.

Almost 2 hours later as I was getting off from work, I see the owner of the bistro and have a chat with her. Turns out the guy had dropped the sign off at a chocolate shop across the street along with a check for $16.95 (for what??) and she was heading over there. I stopped into the hardware store a few doors down to talk to them about what happened. They had already been informed, so I stuck around to make a purchase. As I was paying, this guy comes walking in wearing the same shirt (black EC DC done in the AC DC logo) and I thought that there was no way this could be the same guy. Then I heard his voice, same fucker except he added a do-rag and sunglasses in an attempt to hide his identity. After I told them that this was the same guy, I quickly ran across the street to the chocolate shop to inform the bistro owner that he came back. As she starts calling the police (she had called them earlier, but he was long gone by the time they arrived), he runs across the street to chat up the chocolate people. He didn't notice the bistro owner being there. I stepped out and she followed and was able to get in contact with the cops. The chocolate people told him to leave the neighborhood as he was clearly not right in the head. He went back across the street and entered the yoga studio. I spoke to the person working the cafe after he left and she told me that the guy was just ranting then left without asking for anything. He got into his Honda Accord and left the neighborhood again.

So we had his name & address, his bank credit card (because he had lost it earlier and someone had dropped it off at my work) to confirm the name, and the hardware store snapped a pic of his licence plate. He was long gone by the time the cops came back again, but now they got his info. I have no doubt that he will make a third appearance, but hopefully it will be a bit less hectic.

I deal with this kinda shit on a weekly basis at work it seems like. Middle of our cities downtown has all kind of eclectic personalities, that's for sure.

[Brill Weave]

Learning the hard way you can't trust BG people just because they're BG people.

[Zetanio]

Learning the hard way you can't trust BG people just because they're BG people.

Who fucked up.

[Kalmado]

Who stole the LS bank?!

[Brill Weave]

Who fucked up.

Bought some Franklin Mint diecast planes off Zalius three weeks ago. Dude hasn't sent them and does nothing but offer excuses as to why he didn't, if he responds at all. It's a fucking joke.

[tyven]

Bought some Franklin Mint diecast planes off Zalius three weeks ago. Dude hasn't sent them and does nothing but offer excuses as to why he didn't, if he responds at all. It's a fucking joke.

uh oh can you get your money back?

[Arkanna]

Isn't Zalius the guy that made that retarded "Ask me questions, get rich" thread?

[Kalmado]

Isn't Zalius the guy that made that retarded "Ask me questions, get rich" thread?

Bingo!

[Brill Weave]

uh oh can you get your money back?

Luckily I sent him the money through PayPal under the goods and services category and not the gift category. So PayPal should protect me on it.

[Kalmado]

He probably used your money to flip some bitcoin or something. He knows how to get rich and for some donations he can teach you how too!

[Zetanio]

I'd yank the money. He went off the deep end.