Nothing makes me feel safer than walking out to my car in the morning to find a cop sitting behind it, waiting for the clock to strike 9 so he can give me a ticket for parking in my own neighborhood on street cleaning day. Thank goodness these fine men are here to sit around staring at parked cars. I'm sure he'll get me one of these days, but today is my victory.
Oh and what's up with the front window tinting ban? I got hammered with that right after I moved here. The most expensive ticket possible is for slightly darkened windows? The fuck?