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  1. #241
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    We've all seen the video of the hot chick trying to justify what MPH means in her own terms... my girlfriend never ceases to amaze me with her dumb blondness... this is within a two week span.
    Her: "How do I make Icecubes"...

    and later that night

    We were talking about wild animals and how my sister works in a claim department for insurance and how someone hit a bear and got messed up.. she brought up how one time when she was in the suburbs... she was taking her dog out to pee, and a MOOSE... A FUCKING MOOSE SNUCK UP... NINJA STYLE on her.... and was 1 foot away from her face when she turned around.... A FUCKING MOOSE. Makes me want to rage so much as she stood by her statement so hard when I clearly told her... A), she would hear a Moose coming ... and B), your dog would have done SOMETHING if a moose was in your vicinity....

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    maybe she forgot which one is which

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    Clearly, she asked me if Hawaii was an island last night....She claims to be smart.

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    So talking about how stupid the girl you're in a relationship with is the fail. Not you still being with her...

  5. #245
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    She has other assets that outweight the stupidity.

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    you must be young, obvious personality conflict should be move on anyways

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omnipotent View Post
    We've all seen the video of the hot chick trying to justify what MPH means in her own terms
    I think the fail is thinking this is hot

  8. #248
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    Would bang... unfortunate pause.

  9. #249
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    So today I had to go to a housing unit to investigate a network issue for all 3 computers for the deputies. Inmates were on pod time which is no biggie, except my x is currently housed there and she saw me and walked up to me. Drugs and years have not been kind to her lol. 6 years my junior, already going grey.

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    HABS SUCK!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omnipotent View Post
    She has other assets that outweight the stupidity.
    I couldnt handle being in a relationship with someone whos a total fucking retard:

    I was with my ex for 6 months, 8/10, amazing in bed, had 3somes w/ her and some other chick, let me put it wherever, never asked for anything, would want to spend time with me (which involved lying down in my bed reading a book while I played FF), only really went on one date (which came up to about 40 bucks)....sounds great right?

    She was making attempts to alienate me from my friends, picking fights with them, and picking fights with my sister (no you're not getting pics you sick fucks). Broke up with her in a pretty bad fashion: told her we should "take a break", and wound up getting together with the other chick we had the 3somes with...still together 3 yrs later

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    Pics are so we can avoid her crazy ass in case we're in Quebec brah i promise

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    Well my sister lives in alberta, so youre safe

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    wait what? You misunderstand, sir. We want pics of the crazy woman with loose inhibitions. I mean, pics of your sister would be appreciated, but no one really expects someone to post pics of their sister for the amusement of strangers. Ex-girlfriends, on the other hand, have no such protection!


    Pics.

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    Oh. Yea what Bane said is what I meant.

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    Yesterday, came in, informed someone has a virus. Go to individuals location, ask how he got virus. Person claims "Oh, well all I did was go to pay my capitalone credit card". Me: You don't get viruses from websites like capitalone, or youtube. Him: well... I also went to fox news. Me: Again, you won't get anything from there. If you don't want to tell me, then whatever, but it's not like I won't find out.

    Investigate computer: person went to vanguard news network, was blocked from going to it, proceeded to check 5-6 things about them on youtube.
    At first, I thought it was either about the mmo vanguard, or maybe the guy had a secret passion for mass effect 3 vanguards. Google the name, neo-nazi antisemetic/antiblack website. Oh dear...

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    Did you fill his HDD with interracial porn?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler View Post
    wait what? You misunderstand, sir. We want pics of the crazy woman with loose inhibitions. I mean, pics of your sister would be appreciated, but no one really expects someone to post pics of their sister for the amusement of strangers. Ex-girlfriends, on the other hand, have no such protection!


    Pics.
    The only one I mentionned "no pics" to was about my sister, sorry for misunderstanding that part.

    http://i39.tinypic.com/14ta15u.jpg

    She blocked me on facebook, so I couldnt get much Rest of the pics she looks fatter than I remember haha...it seems she's had a baby with her current boyfriend.

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    Jesus, you can tell she will start shit.

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    Are there any girls out there who dont start shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NynJa View Post
    Are there any girls out there who dont start shit?
    Dead ones. #firstworldproblem

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