We've all seen the video of the hot chick trying to justify what MPH means in her own terms... my girlfriend never ceases to amaze me with her dumb blondness... this is within a two week span.
Her: "How do I make Icecubes"...
and later that night
We were talking about wild animals and how my sister works in a claim department for insurance and how someone hit a bear and got messed up.. she brought up how one time when she was in the suburbs... she was taking her dog out to pee, and a MOOSE... A FUCKING MOOSE SNUCK UP... NINJA STYLE on her.... and was 1 foot away from her face when she turned around.... A FUCKING MOOSE. Makes me want to rage so much as she stood by her statement so hard when I clearly told her... A), she would hear a Moose coming ... and B), your dog would have done SOMETHING if a moose was in your vicinity....