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    Because She's the woman Blue Gartr deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dasva View Post
    The reason question is has anyone fucked in your bed.
    Well obviously not him LOL , I don't understand how's that physically fucking possible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Astylla View Post
    Well obviously not him LOL , I don't understand how's that physically fucking possible.
    Take one for the team and help him out!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dasva View Post
    Take one for the team and help him out!
    I've see how that turns out on here - besides I don't live in Florida anymore
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    Kitten knocked my phone into the sink with the tap running. I have seen my phone get wetter from light rain. Yet still it is apparently enough for it to stop working.

    Due an upgrade anyway (23 months into a 24 month contract) but all I can think about is 'Fuck, hope all my mobile games are recoverable'. Losing all my photos sucks more but I know they aren't recoverable so I guess it's the hope that eats at you.

    I guess there's a chance it dries out and works but it was such a light amount of water to begin with that I'm not holding out much hope there

    EDIT: And Verizon are either lying to me or their website is. Have a customer rep telling me line access is included in their unlimited plan pricing. But when I go to change the plan, the line access is clearly added on top of it. Pretty big difference between $110 a month and $150 a month.
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jem View Post
    Kitten knocked my phone into the sink with the tap running. I have seen my phone get wetter from light rain. Yet still it is apparently enough for it to stop working.

    Due an upgrade anyway (23 months into a 24 month contract) but all I can think about is 'Fuck, hope all my mobile games are recoverable'. Losing all my photos sucks more but I know they aren't recoverable so I guess it's the hope that eats at you.

    I guess there's a chance it dries out and works but it was such a light amount of water to begin with that I'm not holding out much hope there

    EDIT: And Verizon are either lying to me or their website is. Have a customer rep telling me line access is included in their unlimited plan pricing. But when I go to change the plan, the line access is clearly added on top of it. Pretty big difference between $110 a month and $150 a month.

    Improve everything about you life and get google photos next time. Unlimited cloud space that will back up your pic/vids automatically.
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    It's about 101 out with heat index and I'm stuck at the laundromat because our apartment doesn't have washer/dryer hookups. Fuck this weather.
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    Late last night ex makes very strong hints for me to come over repeatedly but wont come out and say it. I ask and she says she's too tired. Dammit woman stop playing games with my penis
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    Went to Father's Day dinner at a restaurant where the featured cut of beef is prime rib. Promptly out of prime rib at 7pm.
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Just beat the Atlier Sophie game and I feel like I spent 100% of the time waiting for the story to get going. Now what do I do with my life?
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    Finally go to see Wonder Woman and last part of movie get incredibly sick to my stomach with severe cramping pain. Couldn't stand it any longer and had to run to bathroom and missed last part of movie . FML
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    Saw it last night, myself. To be honest, it kinda went to shit after the village rescue. So I'm not sure you missed much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    Improve everything about you life and get google photos next time. Unlimited cloud space that will back up your pic/vids automatically.
    cloud space? didnt you learn from the fappening?
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    Quote Originally Posted by arus2001 View Post
    Saw it last night, myself. To be honest, it kinda went to shit after the village rescue. So I'm not sure you missed much.
    the movie is fine up until it went from WW to DBZ. fucking snyder
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    I had a real Larry David/Seinfeld moment yesterday.

    Took my parents out for a Father's Day lunch. The young lady working the cash register was missing her right arm from her elbow down. When I went to pay, I handed her my card, she swipes it, and then has to key in some more info to complete the sale. While she's doing this, she takes my card and rests it in between her elbow socket and a small flesh 'nubbin.

    Externally, I was stonefaced. Internally, I was screaming NOOOOOOOO NOT THE 'NUBBIN.

    Debating whether to go through the hassle of getting a new card now.
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    lolol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    I had a real Larry David/Seinfeld moment yesterday.

    Took my parents out for a Father's Day lunch. The young lady working the cash register was missing her right arm from her elbow down. When I went to pay, I handed her my card, she swipes it, and then has to key in some more info to complete the sale. While she's doing this, she takes my card and rests it in between her elbow socket and a small flesh 'nubbin.

    Externally, I was stonefaced. Internally, I was screaming NOOOOOOOO NOT THE 'NUBBIN.

    Debating whether to go through the hassle of getting a new card now.
    This thread has come to it's highest point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Astylla View Post
    Finally go to see Wonder Woman and last part of movie get incredibly sick to my stomach with severe cramping pain. Couldn't stand it any longer and had to run to bathroom and missed last part of movie . FML
    What you don't realize is this was actually a win. Well missing part not the pain
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    I'm moving to Brooklyn.

    Very unhappy about this development.
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    time for a babby
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    WE BUSHWICK NOW
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