Random Fail: First World Problems

**Sepukku** · 2012-05-04 22:24

Originally Posted by Derock

Hey dumb shit, there's a reason its called first world problems. You're either retarded or a terrible troll.

Or I'm tremendously on point, hence why I said the whole discussion was a fail. That their problem was exclusively first world only.

**Apelila** · 2012-05-05 02:17

That shits recursive. Me gusta.

**Aksannyi** · 2012-05-09 22:21

Pretty sure I struck out today. FML.

**Kerberoz** · 2012-05-09 23:01

Electric went out for half an hour and the lack fan noise woke me up from a pleasant nap. Then I had to actually turn my computers back on using the damn switch. Felt very third-world.

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2012-05-10 00:43

So im at a friends house taking a shit and there is no toilet paper. first world problems.

**Silenka** · 2012-05-10 08:41

That's pretty bad, did you remember to use your left hand? Pretty sure that's the universally accepted wiping hand.

**Ragnus** · 2012-05-10 08:47

Finally caught up on a comic I started reading about a month ago and now I need to wait for more to be posted.

**Clash Perez** · 2012-05-10 12:06

Got a sun burn on my forehead while showing my visiting parents around the area. I put copious amounts of aloe gel on the burned area.

Now the dead layer of skin is dyed green and is peeling, making nicely contrasted patches on my otherwise red forehead.

**Silenka** · 2012-05-10 12:08

I hope you have good medical insurance for that shotgun wound when someone inevitably mistakes you for a zombie.

**hey** · 2012-05-12 03:37

What the fuck even?

**Anoat** · 2012-05-12 04:05

I ordered chinese food for dinner tonight, my meal ended up being like 9 bucks, but they had $15 minimum for delivery, so I ordered another plate. Now I'm full and the other order won't be nearly as good mircowaved over later.

**thetruepandagod** · 2012-05-12 06:09

Smashed my finger at my 24hr gym i have all to myself while cleaning up all the DB's and cant finish my workout. Firstworldproblemsfuckthis

**Kerberoz** · 2012-05-12 08:17

Originally Posted by Anoat

I ordered chinese food for dinner tonight, my meal ended up being like 9 bucks, but they had $15 minimum for delivery, so I ordered another plate. Now I'm full and the other order won't be nearly as good mircowaved over later.

Should have gotten lo mein. Fucking delicious cold, right out of the fridge, for days.

**Senji** · 2012-05-12 08:28

Between parties, mothers day, other events, I wont be able to have chinese for days now.

**Pharaun** · 2012-05-12 09:47

Originally Posted by Kerberoz

Should have gotten lo mein. Fucking delicious cold, right out of the fridge, for days.

QFT, lo mein is god tier left over food.

**Petitssk** · 2012-05-17 00:36

Forgot that May 17th is a holiday, barely any food here. Guess I'll have to have 3 apples for lunch, maybe some cornflakes, though I'll be out of milk after breakfast. Don't even know if I have enough sausage slices here for three slices of bread, well, at least I've got enough butter.

**Eurell** · 2012-05-23 15:08

Having a good ol religious argument on facebook. Dude tries to tell me Science agrees that humans appeared 6000 years ago lol.

**Jefe** · 2012-05-23 17:55

I had my shower handles replaced but are too sensitive. The water is super cold or super hot, I can't get it just right ;( I feels as if I'm trying to open a locker or a safe, I have to turn them very slowly with my ear against it. FML~

**Eurell** · 2012-05-23 17:57

Wife drove my car and didn't fill up the tank =/ Empty light popped up as soon as I turned the car on today.

**Aksannyi** · 2012-05-23 22:13

I got out of work late since my relief was late, and my plans to stop by Little Caesar's were dashed ... I arrived at 2301hours, one minute after they closed. FML

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